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by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: What to do when a new lesson sounds like gibberish to your brain?

A: Just slow down and let the idea Zinc in.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Person 1: Soooo......what do you do with a sick chemist?

Person 2: You barium?

Person 1: Nooooooo D: That's way too soon. You've gotta try to helium, and then you try to curium.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: Why is chemistry so hard?

A: Because you have to solve alkynes of problems.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

A: Because it was a polar bear.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: How often do chemistry students study before an exam?

A: Periodically.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: Did you hear that joke from sodium?

A: Na.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Words of wisdom ;D
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: Hydroxyl, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar. What did the bartender say?

A: "OH SNaP!!!"
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

A: CoRnY.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: Why did the chemist help the kid who was being bullied?

A: He didn’t want to watch the kid sulfur.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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From the ground, anti-aircraft guns fired at the bomber pilot as he emptied his load of Hydrochloric Acid over enemy territory. As the plane flew away, the pilot smiled, with satisfaction at the voice over his radio. “Congratulations, you’ve just neutralized a dangerous base!”
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: Why are you lazy? >:(

A: I'm not lazy. I'm just full of potential energy :D
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:29 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Posts
Replies: 23
Views: 2588

Re: Posts

Same situation as above. How does one post a new topic? :/ FAQ says just find the new topic button but the website format shows otherwise.

Please, if anyone has any idea, please reply. Something like this needs to be stickied or have the FAQs updated ;-;
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: How often do you like Chemistry jokes?

A: Periodically ;D
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

A: 2 Na.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?

A: They have all the solutions.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?

A: It's pretty basic stuff.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: Did you hear about the fight between potassium and oxygen?

A: It was a K.O
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Q: Why are chemists never able to prank their friends?

A: Because they lack the element of surprise.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Question- Did you hear about the date between potassium and oxygen?


Answer- It went O.K.
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019986

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Here's a joke:

Question: Why don't you trust atoms?

Answer: Because they made up everything?
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:03 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Posts
Replies: 23
Views: 2588

Re: Posts

Hi, I'm also new to this chemistry community thing and a forum like this in general. I have so many questions about this posting system. 1. What if you post more than one time per week? Will you get extra points or none? 2. How are you guys navigating through the forum? I'm not really experienced at...

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