Q: What to do when a new lesson sounds like gibberish to your brain?
A: Just slow down and let the idea Zinc in.
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:00 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Person 1: Soooo......what do you do with a sick chemist?
Person 2: You barium?
Person 1: Nooooooo D: That's way too soon. You've gotta try to helium, and then you try to curium.
Person 2: You barium?
Person 1: Nooooooo D: That's way too soon. You've gotta try to helium, and then you try to curium.
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:57 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why is chemistry so hard?
A: Because you have to solve alkynes of problems.
A: Because you have to solve alkynes of problems.
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:56 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was a polar bear.
A: Because it was a polar bear.
- Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: How often do chemistry students study before an exam?
A: Periodically.
A: Periodically.
- Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:56 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Did you hear that joke from sodium?
A: Na.
A: Na.
- Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:53 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Words of wisdom ;D
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:04 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Hydroxyl, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar. What did the bartender say?
A: "OH SNaP!!!"
A: "OH SNaP!!!"
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.
A: CoRnY.
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why did the chemist help the kid who was being bullied?
A: He didn’t want to watch the kid sulfur.
A: He didn’t want to watch the kid sulfur.
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:30 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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From the ground, anti-aircraft guns fired at the bomber pilot as he emptied his load of Hydrochloric Acid over enemy territory. As the plane flew away, the pilot smiled, with satisfaction at the voice over his radio. “Congratulations, you’ve just neutralized a dangerous base!”
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:25 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why are you lazy? >:(
A: I'm not lazy. I'm just full of potential energy :D
A: I'm not lazy. I'm just full of potential energy :D
- Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:29 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Posts
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Re: Posts
Same situation as above. How does one post a new topic? :/ FAQ says just find the new topic button but the website format shows otherwise.
Please, if anyone has any idea, please reply. Something like this needs to be stickied or have the FAQs updated ;-;
Please, if anyone has any idea, please reply. Something like this needs to be stickied or have the FAQs updated ;-;
- Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: How often do you like Chemistry jokes?
A: Periodically ;D
A: Periodically ;D
- Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:15 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na.
A: 2 Na.
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:34 pm
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Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
A: They have all the solutions.
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
A: It's pretty basic stuff.
A: It's pretty basic stuff.
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Did you hear about the fight between potassium and oxygen?
A: It was a K.O
A: It was a K.O
- Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why are chemists never able to prank their friends?
A: Because they lack the element of surprise.
A: Because they lack the element of surprise.
- Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Question- Did you hear about the date between potassium and oxygen?
Answer- It went O.K.
Answer- It went O.K.
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Here's a joke:
Question: Why don't you trust atoms?
Answer: Because they made up everything?
Question: Why don't you trust atoms?
Answer: Because they made up everything?
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:03 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Posts
- Replies: 23
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Hi, I'm also new to this chemistry community thing and a forum like this in general. I have so many questions about this posting system. 1. What if you post more than one time per week? Will you get extra points or none? 2. How are you guys navigating through the forum? I'm not really experienced at...