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wesley hardin

Don't tell jokes to noble gases----you won't get a reaction.

wesley hardin

Biggest joke of Chem 14B: 2C on Chem 14B Final.

wesley hardin

"Chemists, man."

"What's wrong with chemists?"

"Well, you just have to keep an ION them."

wesley hardin

What car did the Chemistry Professor buy?
A Mercedes Benzene.
:)

wesley hardin

Want to Hear a joke about sodium?

Na.

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So we should use the steady-state approach for determining a rate equation when the initial proposed mechanism (elementary step) has the same respective rate equation as the overall reaction (I believe this is the definition of the slow step)?

wesley hardin

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. lol

wesley hardin

Here's a funny one:
I dont trust atoms...I heard they make up everything. :)

wesley hardin

What is entropy, and how is it influenced by degeneracy ? Thanks :)

wesley hardin

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

lol

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