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by Javier Portillo 3O
Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:29 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What's a chemist favorite tv show on Netflix
A: Sulfur, Calcium, Neodymium, Aluminum
(SCaNdAl)
by Javier Portillo 3O
Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:21 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011076

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Q:What is the only reason chemist would take LSD at a Rave?
A:They want to see if the bass could neutralize the acid
by Javier Portillo 3O
Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:20 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011076

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Q: Why was the electron scared to leave its buddy?

A: The electrophile was waiting for him
by Javier Portillo 3O
Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:39 pm
Forum: *Alkanes
Topic: Structure naming
Replies: 1
Views: 216

Structure naming

On page 9 of the O chem course reader, for the Trimethyldecane example the way it is named does not follow the tule of numbering based upon the lower number. Can someone explain why this is?
by Javier Portillo 3O
Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011076

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Q:What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
by Javier Portillo 3O
Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011076

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Q: Why is Organic chemistry is hard?
A: People run into alkynes of trouble.
by Javier Portillo 3O
Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011076

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Q:Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was a polar bear.
by Javier Portillo 3O
Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011076

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Q:What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
A:2Na
by Javier Portillo 3O
Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011076

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Q:Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
by Javier Portillo 3O
Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011076

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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
by Javier Portillo 3O
Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011076

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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
by Javier Portillo 3O
Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011076

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Q: What's the most irritating thing that someone can send you thru text?
A: Potassium(K)
by Javier Portillo 3O
Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011076

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Q: How does Nitric Oxide respond when asked out on a date?
A: NO

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