Q: What's a chemist favorite tv show on Netflix
A: Sulfur, Calcium, Neodymium, Aluminum
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- Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:29 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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- Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:21 am
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Q:What is the only reason chemist would take LSD at a Rave?
A:They want to see if the bass could neutralize the acid
A:They want to see if the bass could neutralize the acid
- Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:20 am
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Q: Why was the electron scared to leave its buddy?
A: The electrophile was waiting for him
A: The electrophile was waiting for him
- Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:39 pm
- Forum: *Alkanes
- Topic: Structure naming
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Structure naming
On page 9 of the O chem course reader, for the Trimethyldecane example the way it is named does not follow the tule of numbering based upon the lower number. Can someone explain why this is?
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:14 pm
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Q:What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
A: You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:13 pm
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Q: Why is Organic chemistry is hard?
A: People run into alkynes of trouble.
A: People run into alkynes of trouble.
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:11 pm
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Q:Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was a polar bear.
A: Because it was a polar bear.
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:11 pm
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Q:What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
A:2Na
A:2Na
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:09 pm
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Q:Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
A: They have all the solutions.
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:08 pm
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:07 pm
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:43 pm
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Q: What's the most irritating thing that someone can send you thru text?
A: Potassium(K)
A: Potassium(K)
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:41 pm
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Q: How does Nitric Oxide respond when asked out on a date?
A: NO
A: NO