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by Samart_Condon_1D
Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call iron particles blowing away in the wind?

Febreeze
by Samart_Condon_1D
Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:54 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
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A ferrous wheel
by Samart_Condon_1D
Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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How do you make a 24 molar solution? Put your artificial teeth in water.
by Samart_Condon_1D
Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:11 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
by Samart_Condon_1D
Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why did the noble gas cry?
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Because all his friends argon.
by Samart_Condon_1D
Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Every dipole has its moment.
by Samart_Condon_1D
Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Time to start making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
by Samart_Condon_1D
Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What is the dullest element?
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Bohrium
by Samart_Condon_1D
Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why are chemists great for solving problems?
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They have all the solutions.
by Samart_Condon_1D
Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Don't trust atoms... They make up everything.
by Samart_Condon_1D
Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If you cant He or Cm then you gotta Ba
by Samart_Condon_1D
Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
by Samart_Condon_1D
Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff!
by Samart_Condon_1D
Wed Oct 26, 2016 4:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
by Samart_Condon_1D
Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:31 am
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by Samart_Condon_1D
Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
by Samart_Condon_1D
Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:01 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: CHEM JOKES
Replies: 29
Views: 3489

Re: CHEM JOKES

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite
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He said NaBrO

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