What do you call iron particles blowing away in the wind?
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- Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:43 pm
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- Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:54 am
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
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A ferrous wheel
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A ferrous wheel
- Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:20 pm
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How do you make a 24 molar solution? Put your artificial teeth in water.
- Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:11 pm
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
- Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:12 pm
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Why did the noble gas cry?
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Because all his friends argon.
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Because all his friends argon.
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:53 pm
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Every dipole has its moment.
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:32 pm
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Time to start making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
- Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:41 pm
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What is the dullest element?
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Bohrium
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Bohrium
- Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:38 pm
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Why are chemists great for solving problems?
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They have all the solutions.
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They have all the solutions.
- Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:11 pm
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Don't trust atoms... They make up everything.
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:50 pm
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If you cant He or Cm then you gotta Ba
- Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:49 pm
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:50 pm
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff!
Because it's pretty basic stuff!
- Wed Oct 26, 2016 4:07 pm
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!
He got Avogadro's number!
- Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:31 am
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Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
- Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:19 pm
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?
Breaking up is hard to do.
Breaking up is hard to do.
- Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:01 am
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite
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He said NaBrO
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He said NaBrO