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Dear Dr. Lavelle, Thank you so much for all the work you've put into helping your students. I have enjoyed being your student for both Chem 14A and 14B. Though there were times I struggled with the material, your various resources helped my understanding, and your enthusiasm towards teaching and ami...

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Upon learning about the properties of light, the chemistry student said, "Calculating frequency is so easy it Hertz!"

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A mother bought her teenage son a chemistry set, but he threw it on the floor.
If he thinks he’s going to get a reaction that way, he has got a lot to learn.

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Vaporization is liquid to gas, and condensation is gas to liquid, so if you change the sign for deltaH(vap), you would get the value for deltaH(condensation).

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Why doesn't Neon have any friends?
It has difficulty forming bonds.

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You R-O-R' get organic chemistry, or you don't.

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If you have a problem, just dissolve it in water and you'll have a solution!

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There are practice quizzes near the end of the course reader, after the lecture notes and before the past midterms, but I don't think those practice quizzes have solutions. There aren't any turn-in quizzes this time, as far as I know. Your TA will probably review topics in your discussion section th...

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I would also like to add a few details! For example, if you don't post one week and try to post twice the next week to make up for the previous week, you won't get the point for the week you missed. Posting multiple times in one week won't earn you extra points; you still get just the one point for ...

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The silicon put his neon the window ledge, climbed out, and krypton along the wall to meet his friend. Let's hope the guard cesium before they argon!

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Two transition metals were settling their bar tab and came up short. The bartender said, "You need another nickel!"

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Did you say the lab smells like rotten eggs?

I'm sorry to hear you're sulfuring.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2O." The second chemist says, "I'll have H2O also." The first chemist curses his failed assassination attempt.

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Someone gave me an extra electron, and I complained.
My friend told me to stop being so negative.

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Oxygen wanted to be knighted but couldn't.
It wasn't noble.

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What did the other elements say when gold left?
Au revoir!

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What did the hardware store owner say to the man who stole copper wire?
"I'll Cu in court!"

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book on helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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I'm interested in joining as well! However, do you have an idea where we would meet up? At first I assumed we would meet somewhere in Hedrick Summit, but if people living in other buildings would like to join as well, would it be better meeting at a library instead? Then again, Hitch and Hedrick are...

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