What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
Methylated Spirits.
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- Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:37 pm
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- Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:25 pm
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Q: What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?
A: Breaking up is hard to do.
A: Breaking up is hard to do.
- Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:08 am
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I initially decided to write jokes about the Periodic Table, but never really felt I was in my element.
- Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:07 pm
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Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met
They bonded well from the minute they met
- Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:46 pm
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Here is a historical note: In the 1980's, in an effort to increase public awareness about the importance of chemistry, the American Chemical Society posted billboards with a picture of C6H10 and the title, "It takes alkynes to make a world."
- Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:16 pm
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A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the periodic table of elements. She said, "When I was your age, I knew both the names and atomic weights." One kid piped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."
- Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:12 pm
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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon
A: Because all his friends Argon
- Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:56 pm
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Do you have any sodium hypobromite?
NaHBrO
NaHBrO
- Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:23 am
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Are you sulfur, oxygen, copper, and tellurium?
Because you are SO CuTe.
Because you are SO CuTe.
- Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:07 am
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Oxygen asked Nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO
- Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:07 pm
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What is the chemist's favorite part of an EDM song?
When the base drops.
When the base drops.
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:09 am
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What does the leader of of the electron army say when they go to war?
CHAAARRGGGEEE!
CHAAARRGGGEEE!
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:01 am
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
- Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:28 am
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
- Tue Nov 08, 2016 8:19 pm
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Q:What does the chemist snack on during lunch?
A: A "gram" cracker
A: A "gram" cracker
- Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:41 pm
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
Polar Bond.
Polar Bond.
- Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:04 am
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:41 am
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:29 pm
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:42 pm
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Re: Chemistry Joke
That's a good one lol
Here's another one.
You should never believe atoms. They make up everything!
Here's another one.
You should never believe atoms. They make up everything!