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by Rachel Caprini 1E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:37 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:37 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:34 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:33 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:33 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:32 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:09 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:31 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:31 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:30 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What show do cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
its CoRn Y
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What would you call a clown in jail?
Silicon (Silly Con)
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

When Life Gives You C6H8O7

Make H2O + C12 H22 O11 + C6 H8 O7

-Beyonce
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

“Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!”
Said the ice.
The bunsen burner replied:
“It’s just a phase you’re going through.”
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:39 am
Forum: Naming
Topic: Alphabetizing Ligands
Replies: 4
Views: 358

Alphabetizing Ligands

The rule states that you should list your ligands in alphabetical order in the long name and write them in alphabetical order in the chemical formula, so why do some compounds ignore this rule (i.e., [Cr(F)3(I)(H2O)2], Li[Ni(CN)3(en)(NH3) and [FeCl3(H2O)3]-)?
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018576

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:53 pm
Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
Topic: Valence-shell configuration and periodic trends
Replies: 2
Views: 250

Valence-shell configuration and periodic trends

How can we explain periodic trends in terms of valence-shell configurations and MO diagrams?
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:27 am
Forum: Quantum Numbers and The H-Atom
Topic: Textbook 2.19 (a)
Replies: 1
Views: 257

Textbook 2.19 (a)

Can someone explain what 2.19 a is asking/ explain what the answer means?
2.19 a.) How many values of the quantum number l are
possible when n=7?
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:57 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Reading and Understanding
Replies: 1
Views: 205

Reading and Understanding

Is it important to learn about black bodies in the reading to better understand what we will be learning about?

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