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Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Rachel Caprini 1E

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Rachel Caprini 1E

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

Rachel Caprini 1E

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

Rachel Caprini 1E

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Rachel Caprini 1E

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

Rachel Caprini 1E

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

Rachel Caprini 1E

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Rachel Caprini 1E

What show do cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI

Rachel Caprini 1E

What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
its CoRn Y

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What would you call a clown in jail?
Silicon (Silly Con)

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When Life Gives You C6H8O7

Make H2O + C12 H22 O11 + C6 H8 O7

-Beyonce

Rachel Caprini 1E

“Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!”
Said the ice.
The bunsen burner replied:
“It’s just a phase you’re going through.”

Rachel Caprini 1E

The rule states that you should list your ligands in alphabetical order in the long name and write them in alphabetical order in the chemical formula, so why do some compounds ignore this rule (i.e., [Cr(F)3(I)(H2O)2], Li[Ni(CN)3(en)(NH3) and [FeCl3(H2O)3]-)?

Rachel Caprini 1E

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Rachel Caprini 1E

How can we explain periodic trends in terms of valence-shell configurations and MO diagrams?

Rachel Caprini 1E

Can someone explain what 2.19 a is asking/ explain what the answer means?
2.19 a.) How many values of the quantum number l are
possible when n=7?

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Is it important to learn about black bodies in the reading to better understand what we will be learning about?

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Valence-shell configuration and periodic trends

Textbook 2.19 (a)

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