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Marissa Stinnett 1E

Even though we aren't on this unit anymore, who doesn't love a star wars reference here and there?!

Marissa Stinnett 1E

What derivations will we be responsible for deriving for the midterm?

Thanks!

Marissa Stinnett 1E

Marissa Stinnett 1E

Chemist A: What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
Chemist B: A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.

Marissa Stinnett 1E

I love all the jokes on Chemistry Community, but I sometimes worry that my jokes aren't going to yield the reaction that I desire;) Get it? HAHA

Marissa Stinnett 1E

If Sodium and Neon were to have a conversation, it would go a little something like this:

Na: That Chemistry Community joke was Sodium funny!
Ne: I know! I really slapped my Neon that last one! Haha!

Marissa Stinnett 1E

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution.

Marissa Stinnett 1E

Since finals are right around the corner, here is something that will hopefully make you all smile and remember to be optimistic in this time of immense stress and self-doubt. Hope this helps!

Marissa Stinnett 1E

In the spirit of rivalry week and pride for our Bruins, here's a bear joke:

What kind of bear dissolves in water?
A polar bear.

Marissa Stinnett 1E

I was thinking of taking 14B winter quarter, but does that mean I should take 14BL and 14C winter quarter or just 14BL?

Marissa Stinnett 1E

A Chem 14A student asks, "Anyone know any jokes about Sodium to post on Chemistry Community?"

Dr. Lavelle answers, "Na."

Marissa Stinnett 1E

I believe they are written different than the "normal" Lewis structures because all the compounds listed are ionic, so their structures look a little different from that of a compound consisting of covalent bonds. Hope this helps!

Marissa Stinnett 1E

Proton: Hey, Electron! It's Proton. Where are you?!

Electron: Hi there! Well, ya see... That's a hard question for me to answer.

Proton: Why is it a hard question? Just tell me!

Electron: It's difficult for me to answer because I can only tell you where I PROBABLY am.

Proton: :(

Marissa Stinnett 1E

While reviewing the properties of the periodic table, I stumbled across something funny, and as a fellow coffee lover, I thought this was incredibly clever!!!

What is the chemical formula for coffee?
CoFe2

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