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by Julia Stinnett 2N
Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1044230

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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1044230

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A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is 6.00 x 10^23. We can't serve a mole." (bc a mole is 6.022 x 10^23)
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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Q: What is a chemist's favorite plant?
A: Stoichiome-tree
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating I was like O Mg!!!
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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Awh gosh darnit! I lost an electron...you real have to keep an ion them!!
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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Don't ever trust an atom; they make up everything.
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. (H2O)
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 28
Views: 2979

Re: Chemistry Joke

Question: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
Answer: 2Na (pronounced like tuna)
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Tue Nov 29, 2016 5:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, bartender says, "for you, no charge!"
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Thu Nov 10, 2016 10:04 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:56 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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You're a 10!
...On the pH scale because you're basic.
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:26 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1044230

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Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Tue Oct 04, 2016 5:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 18
Views: 1606

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Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: CHEM JOKES
Replies: 29
Views: 3567

Re: CHEM JOKES

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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