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- Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:34 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:06 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is 6.00 x 10^23. We can't serve a mole." (bc a mole is 6.022 x 10^23)
- Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:23 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What is a chemist's favorite plant?
A: Stoichiome-tree
A: Stoichiome-tree
- Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:09 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating I was like O Mg!!!
- Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:20 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Awh gosh darnit! I lost an electron...you real have to keep an ion them!!
- Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:46 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Don't ever trust an atom; they make up everything.
- Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:07 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
- Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:46 pm
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Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. (H2O)
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. (H2O)
- Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:10 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 28
- Views: 6533
Re: Chemistry Joke
Question: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
Answer: 2Na (pronounced like tuna)
Answer: 2Na (pronounced like tuna)
- Tue Nov 29, 2016 5:39 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe
- Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:35 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, bartender says, "for you, no charge!"
- Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:46 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.
- Thu Nov 10, 2016 10:04 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
- Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:56 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
- Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:44 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
- Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:05 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
You're a 10!
...On the pH scale because you're basic.
...On the pH scale because you're basic.
- Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:26 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.
A: A dogion.
- Tue Oct 04, 2016 5:56 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3371
Re: Chemistry Joke
Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.
A: I've got my ion you.
- Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: CHEM JOKES
- Replies: 29
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Re: CHEM JOKES
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.