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Julia Stinnett 2N

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Julia Stinnett 2N

A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is 6.00 x 10^23. We can't serve a mole." (bc a mole is 6.022 x 10^23)

Julia Stinnett 2N

Q: What is a chemist's favorite plant?
A: Stoichiome-tree

Julia Stinnett 2N

When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating I was like O Mg!!!

Julia Stinnett 2N

Awh gosh darnit! I lost an electron...you real have to keep an ion them!!

Julia Stinnett 2N

Don't ever trust an atom; they make up everything.

Julia Stinnett 2N

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Julia Stinnett 2N

Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. (H2O)

Julia Stinnett 2N

Question: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
Answer: 2Na (pronounced like tuna)

Julia Stinnett 2N

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

Julia Stinnett 2N

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, bartender says, "for you, no charge!"

Julia Stinnett 2N

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.

Julia Stinnett 2N

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

Julia Stinnett 2N

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

Julia Stinnett 2N

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Julia Stinnett 2N

You're a 10!
...On the pH scale because you're basic.

Julia Stinnett 2N

Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.

Julia Stinnett 2N

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Julia Stinnett 2N

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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