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by cbercik
Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do dipoles say as they pass each other?
"Do you have a moment?"
by cbercik
Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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Always have a positive attitude so you don't have an electron cloud hanging over your head
by cbercik
Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocado's number
by cbercik
Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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What weapon can you make from potassium, nickel, and iron?
A KNiFe
by cbercik
Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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What do you call an educated cylinder?
A graduated cylinder
by cbercik
Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because he was polar
by cbercik
Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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How would a doctor help a broken balloon?
Helium
by cbercik
Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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What happens to electrons when they lose their energy?
They get Bohr'd
by cbercik
Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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what's the chemical formula for a banana?
Barium bonded to 2 sodiums
by cbercik
Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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The hipster chemist burned himself because he put his hand on the beaker before it was cool
by cbercik
Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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Señor, is Silicon spelled the same way in Spanish?

"Si"
by cbercik
Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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A chemistry lab can be a huge party...
Some drop acid, and others drop the base
by cbercik
Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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Look at her, she must have 11 protons..
because she's sodium fine
by cbercik
Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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What does the leader of the electron army say before battle?
CHAARGE!
by cbercik
Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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I asked a guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite.
He said NaBrO
by cbercik
Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:03 pm
Forum: Gibbs Free Energy Concepts and Calculations
Topic: 11.83 standard deltaG
Replies: 1
Views: 89

11.83 standard deltaG

For 11.83, we are calculating deltaG for a reaction at two temperatures, 25C and 150C. For the first part, when T = 25C, I thought to use deltaG(rxn) = deltaG(products) - deltaG(reactants) with the standard free energies of formation in Appendix 2A because the temperature is at standard conditions. ...
by cbercik
Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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Why do you go to jail for throwing Sodium Chloride at somebody?
Because it's a salt
by cbercik
Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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What do you call a scientific plant?
Chemis-tree
by cbercik
Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Organic chemistry is difficult.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
by cbercik
Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
by cbercik
Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:24 pm
Forum: Thermodynamic Definitions (isochoric/isometric, isothermal, isobaric)
Topic: Isobaric RXN
Replies: 1
Views: 145

Isobaric RXN

In an isobaric reaction where P is constant, why is w = PdV only significant for gases and not for solids/liquids?

Does this phase distinction affect what equation you use for w when calculating dU = q + w ?
by cbercik
Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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What is it called when Queen farts?
A noble gas
by cbercik
Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
by cbercik
Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze
by cbercik
Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:27 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
by cbercik
Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:26 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011786

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
by cbercik
Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:56 pm
Forum: Heat Capacities, Calorimeters & Calorimetry Calculations
Topic: 8.1 systems
Replies: 4
Views: 189

8.1 systems

For part D, i'm confused what type of system would describe gas burning in a car engine.
Does the transfer of fuel classify it as open?
by cbercik
Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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what is H204? It's FOR drinking, bathing, and mixing with scotch.
by cbercik
Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? He got Avogadro's number!
by cbercik
Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011786

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I wanted to tell my chemistry joke...

but i was afraid i'd get the wrong reaction

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