What do dipoles say as they pass each other?
"Do you have a moment?"
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- Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:32 pm
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- Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:31 pm
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Always have a positive attitude so you don't have an electron cloud hanging over your head
- Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:30 pm
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How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocado's number
Avocado's number
- Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:04 pm
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What weapon can you make from potassium, nickel, and iron?
A KNiFe
A KNiFe
- Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:03 pm
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What do you call an educated cylinder?
A graduated cylinder
A graduated cylinder
- Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:02 pm
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Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because he was polar
Because he was polar
- Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:00 pm
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How would a doctor help a broken balloon?
Helium
Helium
- Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:59 pm
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What happens to electrons when they lose their energy?
They get Bohr'd
They get Bohr'd
- Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:58 pm
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what's the chemical formula for a banana?
Barium bonded to 2 sodiums
Barium bonded to 2 sodiums
- Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:16 pm
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The hipster chemist burned himself because he put his hand on the beaker before it was cool
- Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:15 pm
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Señor, is Silicon spelled the same way in Spanish?
"Si"
"Si"
- Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:14 pm
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A chemistry lab can be a huge party...
Some drop acid, and others drop the base
Some drop acid, and others drop the base
- Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:13 pm
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Look at her, she must have 11 protons..
because she's sodium fine
because she's sodium fine
- Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:12 pm
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What does the leader of the electron army say before battle?
CHAARGE!
CHAARGE!
- Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:10 pm
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I asked a guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite.
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
- Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:03 pm
- Forum: Gibbs Free Energy Concepts and Calculations
- Topic: 11.83 standard deltaG
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11.83 standard deltaG
For 11.83, we are calculating deltaG for a reaction at two temperatures, 25C and 150C. For the first part, when T = 25C, I thought to use deltaG(rxn) = deltaG(products) - deltaG(reactants) with the standard free energies of formation in Appendix 2A because the temperature is at standard conditions. ...
- Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:17 pm
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Why do you go to jail for throwing Sodium Chloride at somebody?
Because it's a salt
Because it's a salt
- Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:17 pm
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What do you call a scientific plant?
Chemis-tree
Chemis-tree
- Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:16 pm
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Organic chemistry is difficult.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:15 pm
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
If you can't helium and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
- Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:24 pm
- Forum: Thermodynamic Definitions (isochoric/isometric, isothermal, isobaric)
- Topic: Isobaric RXN
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Isobaric RXN
In an isobaric reaction where P is constant, why is w = PdV only significant for gases and not for solids/liquids?
Does this phase distinction affect what equation you use for w when calculating dU = q + w ?
Does this phase distinction affect what equation you use for w when calculating dU = q + w ?
- Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:56 pm
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What is it called when Queen farts?
A noble gas
A noble gas
- Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:55 pm
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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Barium
- Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:54 pm
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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze
A: Fe-breeze
- Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:27 am
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Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
A: 2 Na
- Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:26 am
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
- Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:56 pm
- Forum: Heat Capacities, Calorimeters & Calorimetry Calculations
- Topic: 8.1 systems
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8.1 systems
For part D, i'm confused what type of system would describe gas burning in a car engine.
Does the transfer of fuel classify it as open?
Does the transfer of fuel classify it as open?
- Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:20 pm
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what is H204? It's FOR drinking, bathing, and mixing with scotch.
- Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:18 pm
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? He got Avogadro's number!
- Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:42 pm
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I wanted to tell my chemistry joke...
but i was afraid i'd get the wrong reaction
but i was afraid i'd get the wrong reaction