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by Alex Phu 2c
Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:41 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Saying Thank You to Dr. Lavelle
Replies: 209
Views: 101134

Re: Saying Thank You to Dr. Lavelle

Dear Dr. Lavelle, Thank you for being the best professor I have had throughout my first year at UCLA. I will surely miss the themed practice midterm and final questions and the little asides you have with each question. Thank you for alway being positive and making lecture has fun as possible. -Alex...
by Alex Phu 2c
Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

A: It went OK.
by Alex Phu 2c
Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Alex Phu 2c
Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
by Alex Phu 2c
Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."
by Alex Phu 2c
Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"
by Alex Phu 2c
Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the bear dissolve in the water?
Its a polar bear! Polar bears are white bears. Polar compounds dissolve in water because water is a polar molecule (like dissolves like), while nonpolar compounds do not.
by Alex Phu 2c
Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by Alex Phu 2c
Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
by Alex Phu 2c
Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chem students do it on the table periodically
by Alex Phu 2c
Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?
by Alex Phu 2c
Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:22 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?

Because its in a ground state!!
by Alex Phu 2c
Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:48 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I may be Ne Rd Y, but only periodically ;)
by Alex Phu 2c
Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
by Alex Phu 2c
Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:37 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: Naming Ligands and the order in which they're written
Replies: 1
Views: 293

Naming Ligands and the order in which they're written

Hey! I was just wondering, how is the ligand named? Specifically, does the anion go first or the cation? Thanks!
by Alex Phu 2c
Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."
by Alex Phu 2c
Mon Oct 31, 2016 5:54 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: MO Diagrams on Midterm?
Replies: 2
Views: 428

MO Diagrams on Midterm?

Hi everyone!

Just to make sure, the MO diagrams are not going to be on the midterm right? Thank you!
by Alex Phu 2c
Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:01 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q:What would you call a clown in jail?

A: Silicon (Silly Con)
by Alex Phu 2c
Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:21 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Alex Phu 2c
Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018098

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
by Alex Phu 2c
Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:15 pm
Forum: DeBroglie Equation
Topic: Conceptual Question on DeBroglie
Replies: 3
Views: 456

Re: Conceptual Question on DeBroglie

The wavelength properties of something like a baseball is something impossible to measure because of its mass and velocity. The wavelength calculated is so minimal that we don't have the technology to measure it. That's why to the naked eye, it looks like theres no wave properties and it is in fact ...
by Alex Phu 2c
Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:16 am
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: C=λV units question
Replies: 3
Views: 1110

Re: C=λV units question

When you solve for wavelength and use dimensional analysis, you should end up with meters. I think most wavelengths are measured in nm by the electromagnetic spectrum so if you want to compare your answer to other wavelengths converting it is probably the best way to go!

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