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- Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:41 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Saying Thank You to Dr. Lavelle
- Replies: 490
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Re: Saying Thank You to Dr. Lavelle
Dear Dr. Lavelle, Thank you for being the best professor I have had throughout my first year at UCLA. I will surely miss the themed practice midterm and final questions and the little asides you have with each question. Thank you for alway being positive and making lecture has fun as possible. -Alex...
- Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:37 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
- Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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- Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Views: 3637354
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
A: A one molar solution.
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:35 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."
- Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:02 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"
- Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:02 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why did the bear dissolve in the water?
Its a polar bear! Polar bears are white bears. Polar compounds dissolve in water because water is a polar molecule (like dissolves like), while nonpolar compounds do not.
Its a polar bear! Polar bears are white bears. Polar compounds dissolve in water because water is a polar molecule (like dissolves like), while nonpolar compounds do not.
- Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:04 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:49 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
- Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:30 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Chem students do it on the table periodically
- Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:09 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?
- Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:22 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3637354
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
Because its in a ground state!!
Because its in a ground state!!
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:48 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Views: 3637354
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I may be Ne Rd Y, but only periodically ;)
- Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
A: SWAG
- Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:37 pm
- Forum: Naming
- Topic: Naming Ligands and the order in which they're written
- Replies: 1
- Views: 557
Naming Ligands and the order in which they're written
Hey! I was just wondering, how is the ligand named? Specifically, does the anion go first or the cation? Thanks!
- Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."
- Mon Oct 31, 2016 5:54 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: MO Diagrams on Midterm?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 728
MO Diagrams on Midterm?
Hi everyone!
Just to make sure, the MO diagrams are not going to be on the midterm right? Thank you!
Just to make sure, the MO diagrams are not going to be on the midterm right? Thank you!
- Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:01 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3637354
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Q:What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)
A: Silicon (Silly Con)
- Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:21 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Views: 3637354
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:15 pm
- Forum: DeBroglie Equation
- Topic: Conceptual Question on DeBroglie
- Replies: 3
- Views: 800
Re: Conceptual Question on DeBroglie
The wavelength properties of something like a baseball is something impossible to measure because of its mass and velocity. The wavelength calculated is so minimal that we don't have the technology to measure it. That's why to the naked eye, it looks like theres no wave properties and it is in fact ...
- Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:16 am
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: C=λV units question
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2360
Re: C=λV units question
When you solve for wavelength and use dimensional analysis, you should end up with meters. I think most wavelengths are measured in nm by the electromagnetic spectrum so if you want to compare your answer to other wavelengths converting it is probably the best way to go!