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by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:21 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?
2Na :D
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What animal is made of calcium, nickel, and neon?

A CaNiNe! :D
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You R-O-R get organic chemistry, or you don't.
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did Carbon and Helium get married?
They bonded well from the moment they met.
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Is the glass half full or half empty?
Optimist: half full
Pessimist: half empty
Chemist: always full, half liquid half gas ;)
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Johnny was a scientist
Now Johnny is no more
For what Johnny thought was
Was
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe ;)
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:54 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Posts
Replies: 23
Views: 2518

Re: Posts

Well, in answer to your first question, I believe that my TA said that if you post more than one time per week you can get up to 2.5% extra credit this way. I'm terrified that I might be wrong though, so if anyone could confirm or deny this that would be great.
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:14 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Workbook quizzes
Replies: 2
Views: 362

Re: Workbook quizzes

Umm just to clarify, are you talking about quiz practice in general or the quizzes we could do that would replace our lowest quiz grade assuming the total score was higher? If it was just general quiz practice I think there are a couple practice quizzes in the back of the course reader.
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: what did the scientist say when he found two helium isotopes?
A: HeHe
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I would never try to poison you. Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich. XD
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sun Nov 13, 2016 6:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A: Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
B: What?
A: Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful.
B: ...
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Me: What do you call a situation with one love interest and four suitors? ... A love tetrahedral! XD
My friend: I zinc you need to stop. -.-
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:51 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you get when you combine sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912099

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

My friend and I sat down at dinner to come up with some chemistry jokes/puns. We didn't come up with anything good, but it was a great bonding experience.
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sun Oct 09, 2016 1:27 am
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Chemistry Community Points
Replies: 11
Views: 1011

Re: Chemistry Community Points

Wait, by midnight Sunday night, does that mean the midnight as Saturday turns to Sunday or as Sunday turns to Monday? Sorry if that's a silly question or if the question isn't clear. I just wanted to be sure I understood the response correctly.
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:40 pm
Forum: Photoelectric Effect
Topic: Photoelectric Effect Lecture Question
Replies: 4
Views: 478

Re: Photoelectric Effect Lecture Question

Okay, thank you very much for your help!
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:19 am
Forum: Photoelectric Effect
Topic: Photoelectric Effect Lecture Question
Replies: 4
Views: 478

Re: Photoelectric Effect Lecture Question

I also have a question that relates to the exapmle we did in class. For that problem we were given the equation E=h\nu and in this case E was the threshold energy (3.61x10 -19 ) which is the same as the energy of the photon because the electron's kinetic energy was zero. My question is should E in t...

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