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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?
2Na :D

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What animal is made of calcium, nickel, and neon?

A CaNiNe! :D

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You R-O-R get organic chemistry, or you don't.

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Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Why did Carbon and Helium get married?
They bonded well from the moment they met.

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Is the glass half full or half empty?
Optimist: half full
Pessimist: half empty
Chemist: always full, half liquid half gas ;)

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Johnny was a scientist
Now Johnny is no more
For what Johnny thought was $H_{2}O$
Was $H_{2}SO_{4}$

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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe ;)

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Well, in answer to your first question, I believe that my TA said that if you post more than one time per week you can get up to 2.5% extra credit this way. I'm terrified that I might be wrong though, so if anyone could confirm or deny this that would be great.

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Umm just to clarify, are you talking about quiz practice in general or the quizzes we could do that would replace our lowest quiz grade assuming the total score was higher? If it was just general quiz practice I think there are a couple practice quizzes in the back of the course reader.

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Q: what did the scientist say when he found two helium isotopes?
A: HeHe

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I would never try to poison you. Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich. XD

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A: Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
B: What?
A: Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful.
B: ...

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Me: What do you call a situation with one love interest and four suitors? ... A love tetrahedral! XD
My friend: I zinc you need to stop. -.-

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Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"

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Q: What do you get when you combine sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG

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My friend and I sat down at dinner to come up with some chemistry jokes/puns. We didn't come up with anything good, but it was a great bonding experience.

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Wait, by midnight Sunday night, does that mean the midnight as Saturday turns to Sunday or as Sunday turns to Monday? Sorry if that's a silly question or if the question isn't clear. I just wanted to be sure I understood the response correctly.

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Okay, thank you very much for your help!

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I also have a question that relates to the exapmle we did in class. For that problem we were given the equation E=h\nu and in this case E was the threshold energy (3.61x10 -19 ) which is the same as the energy of the photon because the electron's kinetic energy was zero. My question is should E in t...

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