What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?
2Na :D
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- Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:21 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:15 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What animal is made of calcium, nickel, and neon?
A CaNiNe! :D
A CaNiNe! :D
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
You R-O-R get organic chemistry, or you don't.
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
A: Laboratory Retrievers
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:45 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why did Carbon and Helium get married?
They bonded well from the moment they met.
They bonded well from the moment they met.
- Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Is the glass half full or half empty?
Optimist: half full
Pessimist: half empty
Chemist: always full, half liquid half gas ;)
Optimist: half full
Pessimist: half empty
Chemist: always full, half liquid half gas ;)
- Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:20 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Johnny was a scientist
Now Johnny is no more
For what Johnny thought was
Was
Now Johnny is no more
For what Johnny thought was
Was
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe ;)
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:54 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Posts
- Replies: 23
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Re: Posts
Well, in answer to your first question, I believe that my TA said that if you post more than one time per week you can get up to 2.5% extra credit this way. I'm terrified that I might be wrong though, so if anyone could confirm or deny this that would be great.
- Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:14 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Workbook quizzes
- Replies: 2
- Views: 693
Re: Workbook quizzes
Umm just to clarify, are you talking about quiz practice in general or the quizzes we could do that would replace our lowest quiz grade assuming the total score was higher? If it was just general quiz practice I think there are a couple practice quizzes in the back of the course reader.
- Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:46 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: what did the scientist say when he found two helium isotopes?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
- Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:09 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I would never try to poison you. Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich. XD
- Sun Nov 13, 2016 6:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A: Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
B: What?
A: Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful.
B: ...
B: What?
A: Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful.
B: ...
- Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:15 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Me: What do you call a situation with one love interest and four suitors? ... A love tetrahedral! XD
My friend: I zinc you need to stop. -.-
My friend: I zinc you need to stop. -.-
- Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:44 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"
A: "Have you got a moment?"
- Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:51 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you get when you combine sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
A: SWAG
- Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:08 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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My friend and I sat down at dinner to come up with some chemistry jokes/puns. We didn't come up with anything good, but it was a great bonding experience.
- Sun Oct 09, 2016 1:27 am
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Chemistry Community Points
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1977
Re: Chemistry Community Points
Wait, by midnight Sunday night, does that mean the midnight as Saturday turns to Sunday or as Sunday turns to Monday? Sorry if that's a silly question or if the question isn't clear. I just wanted to be sure I understood the response correctly.
- Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:40 pm
- Forum: Photoelectric Effect
- Topic: Photoelectric Effect Lecture Question
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1331
Re: Photoelectric Effect Lecture Question
Okay, thank you very much for your help!
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:19 am
- Forum: Photoelectric Effect
- Topic: Photoelectric Effect Lecture Question
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1331
Re: Photoelectric Effect Lecture Question
I also have a question that relates to the exapmle we did in class. For that problem we were given the equation E=h\nu and in this case E was the threshold energy (3.61x10 -19 ) which is the same as the energy of the photon because the electron's kinetic energy was zero. My question is should E in t...