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by Brian Shih 1J
Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011669

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution.
by Brian Shih 1J
Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011669

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.
by Brian Shih 1J
Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:03 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011669

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED
by Brian Shih 1J
Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011669

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

An infrared photon walked into a bar and said, "is it hot in here, or is it just me?" An xray photon walked into a bar. The bartender says, "can I get you something to drink?" The xray photon said, "no, I'm just having a look inside!" A green photon walked into a bar. T...
by Brian Shih 1J
Tue Nov 01, 2016 2:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011669

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium
by Brian Shih 1J
Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011669

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You’d think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they’re being friendly, but really they steal each other’s electrons.
How ionic.
by Brian Shih 1J
Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011669

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear potassium went on a date with oxygen? It went OK.
by Brian Shih 1J
Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011669

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do you go to jail for throwing sodium chloride for somebody?
A: Because its a salt.
by Brian Shih 1J
Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:35 pm
Forum: General Science Questions
Topic: Photoelectric effect
Replies: 1
Views: 435

Re: Photoelectric effect

Threshold energy and kinetic energy are not the same. From my understanding of it, threshold energy is the energy that is required to remove an electron from the metal. Also, if the threshold energy is exceeded, the electron is ejected with more kinetic energy. So that is essentially the equation E(...

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