Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution.
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- Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:18 pm
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- Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:43 pm
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Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.
- Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:03 am
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Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED
A: H-two-O-CUBED
- Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:08 pm
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An infrared photon walked into a bar and said, "is it hot in here, or is it just me?" An xray photon walked into a bar. The bartender says, "can I get you something to drink?" The xray photon said, "no, I'm just having a look inside!" A green photon walked into a bar. T...
- Tue Nov 01, 2016 2:45 pm
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Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium
A: Barium
- Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:22 pm
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You’d think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they’re being friendly, but really they steal each other’s electrons.
How ionic.
How ionic.
- Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:19 pm
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Did you hear potassium went on a date with oxygen? It went OK.
- Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:10 pm
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Q: Why do you go to jail for throwing sodium chloride for somebody?
A: Because its a salt.
A: Because its a salt.
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:35 pm
- Forum: General Science Questions
- Topic: Photoelectric effect
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Re: Photoelectric effect
Threshold energy and kinetic energy are not the same. From my understanding of it, threshold energy is the energy that is required to remove an electron from the metal. Also, if the threshold energy is exceeded, the electron is ejected with more kinetic energy. So that is essentially the equation E(...