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by Michael_Zhang_1J
Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
A: Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates!
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:47 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:23 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why are He, Cm, and Ba the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium!
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

This joke is a-bismuth!
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear about the time Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? It went OK.
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What's another name of CH2O?
A: Sea-water!
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:52 pm
Forum: Thermodynamic Systems (Open, Closed, Isolated)
Topic: Isolated System Container
Replies: 1
Views: 263

Isolated System Container

Is it possible for an isolated system to change volume at all?
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:27 am
Forum: Thermodynamic Systems (Open, Closed, Isolated)
Topic: Expansion in a vacuum
Replies: 2
Views: 451

Re: Expansion in a vacuum

One way to look at it is that if internal pressure and external pressure are equal, volume doesn't change. Deep sea-fish can live under crushing pressures because their bodies can maintain equal pressure with the environment. Bring that fish to the surface, where external pressure is much lower, and...
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q:What kind of fish is made out of sodium?
A: 2 Na
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:57 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A physicist and a biologist go out on a date. It didn't go very well. Turns out there wasn't any chemistry.
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:27 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why does hamburger yield a lower energy than steak?

A: Because it's in the ground steak.
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I love chemistry jokes, but I always get no reaction.
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What's "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones [Ar] taken.
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1043712

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What happened to the chemist who was pulled over for having NaCl and a 9V in his car?

A: He was arrested for a salt and battery.
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:50 pm
Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
Topic: Determining States of Matter in Reactions
Replies: 7
Views: 788

Re: Determining States of Matter in Reactions

Additionally, if you know the state of matter of a catalyst, are you supposed to list it?
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:52 am
Forum: Molarity, Solutions, Dilutions
Topic: Unit Clarification [ENDORSED]
Replies: 1
Views: 269

Unit Clarification [ENDORSED]

If a problem asks us to find the amount of moles of Cl- ions in a sample, would our answer be in x mol Cl, or x mol Cl-?
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:12 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Sproul Hall Chem14A Study Group
Replies: 30
Views: 2385

Re: Sproul Hall Chem14A Study Group

I'm also in Sproul Hall; I'd love to be in a study group.

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