Q: Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
A: Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
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- Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates!
A: They're cheaper than day rates!
- Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:47 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
A: Laboratory Retrievers
- Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:23 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why are He, Cm, and Ba the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium!
A: Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium!
- Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
This joke is a-bismuth!
- Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:11 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Did you hear about the time Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? It went OK.
- Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:52 pm
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Q: What's another name of CH2O?
A: Sea-water!
A: Sea-water!
- Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:36 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:52 pm
- Forum: Thermodynamic Systems (Open, Closed, Isolated)
- Topic: Isolated System Container
- Replies: 1
- Views: 562
Isolated System Container
Is it possible for an isolated system to change volume at all?
- Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:27 am
- Forum: Thermodynamic Systems (Open, Closed, Isolated)
- Topic: Expansion in a vacuum
- Replies: 2
- Views: 777
Re: Expansion in a vacuum
One way to look at it is that if internal pressure and external pressure are equal, volume doesn't change. Deep sea-fish can live under crushing pressures because their bodies can maintain equal pressure with the environment. Bring that fish to the surface, where external pressure is much lower, and...
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q:What kind of fish is made out of sodium?
A: 2 Na
A: 2 Na
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:57 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!
- Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:03 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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A physicist and a biologist go out on a date. It didn't go very well. Turns out there wasn't any chemistry.
- Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:27 am
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Q: Why does hamburger yield a lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground steak.
A: Because it's in the ground steak.
- Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:25 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I love chemistry jokes, but I always get no reaction.
- Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:09 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What's "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O
A: H2O
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones [Ar] taken.
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:13 pm
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Q: What happened to the chemist who was pulled over for having NaCl and a 9V in his car?
A: He was arrested for a salt and battery.
A: He was arrested for a salt and battery.
- Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:50 pm
- Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
- Topic: Determining States of Matter in Reactions
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1540
Re: Determining States of Matter in Reactions
Additionally, if you know the state of matter of a catalyst, are you supposed to list it?
- Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:52 am
- Forum: Molarity, Solutions, Dilutions
- Topic: Unit Clarification [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 1
- Views: 624
Unit Clarification [ENDORSED]
If a problem asks us to find the amount of moles of Cl- ions in a sample, would our answer be in x mol Cl, or x mol Cl-?
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:12 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Sproul Hall Chem14A Study Group
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4047
Re: Sproul Hall Chem14A Study Group
I'm also in Sproul Hall; I'd love to be in a study group.