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by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 883144

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 883144

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you sodium fine
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 883144

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 883144

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down. :)
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 883144

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
:0
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 883144

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I used to be obsessed with chromatography now i realize it was just a phase :/
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:03 pm
Forum: Ionic & Covalent Bonds
Topic: ionic character
Replies: 2
Views: 776

Re: ionic character

Oxygen is more electronegative than Sulfur since the trend increases up a period and to the right on the groups. Because Oxygen has a higher electronegativity, the difference with Carbon will be greater; therefore, CO2 has a greater ionic character.
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 883144

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that!
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 883144

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Are you a charged atom ?
Because I have my ion you :p
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:00 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 883144

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The name is Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared ;)
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:16 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 883144

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Cu+ = "I lost an electron :( "
Cu = "Are you positive ??"
*ba dum tsss*
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:05 pm
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: Chemistry Humor
Replies: 26
Views: 2507

Re: Chemistry Humor

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element ;)
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 18
Views: 1518

Re: Chemistry Joke

Do you have 11 protons?
Because you are so So'dium fine :p

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