Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.
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- Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:38 pm
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- Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:30 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you sodium fine
Cause you sodium fine
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:34 pm
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
- Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:40 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down. :)
He just couldn't put it down. :)
- Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:17 pm
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- Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:00 pm
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- Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:26 pm
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- Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:21 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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- Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:19 pm
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I used to be obsessed with chromatography now i realize it was just a phase :/
- Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:03 pm
- Forum: Ionic & Covalent Bonds
- Topic: ionic character
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Re: ionic character
Oxygen is more electronegative than Sulfur since the trend increases up a period and to the right on the groups. Because Oxygen has a higher electronegativity, the difference with Carbon will be greater; therefore, CO2 has a greater ionic character.
- Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:53 pm
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i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that!
- Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:22 pm
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Are you a charged atom ?
Because I have my ion you :p
Because I have my ion you :p
- Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:00 am
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The name is Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared ;)
- Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:16 am
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Cu+ = "I lost an electron :( "
Cu = "Are you positive ??"
*ba dum tsss*
Cu = "Are you positive ??"
*ba dum tsss*
- Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:05 pm
- Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
- Topic: Chemistry Humor
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Re: Chemistry Humor
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element ;)
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:25 pm
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- Topic: Chemistry Joke
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Re: Chemistry Joke
Do you have 11 protons?
Because you are so So'dium fine :p
Because you are so So'dium fine :p