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by Maverick Tan 1F
Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:24 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019303

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q.Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

A.They're cheaper than day rates.
by Maverick Tan 1F
Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:24 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019303

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What Did The Angry Electron Say When It Was Repelled?

A. Let me atom!
by Maverick Tan 1F
Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019303

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I would never try to poison you.

Now, eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.
by Maverick Tan 1F
Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019303

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You Must Be Made Of Uranium And Iodine


Because all I can see is U and I
by Maverick Tan 1F
Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019303

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q. Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?

A. NaBrO
by Maverick Tan 1F
Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:45 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019303

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?

A: Because all his friends argon.
by Maverick Tan 1F
Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019303

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the formula for sea water?

A. CH2O
by Maverick Tan 1F
Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:36 pm
Forum: *Titrations & Titration Calculations
Topic: ICE Calculations
Replies: 2
Views: 584

ICE Calculations

For ICE calculations that has a balanced equation of A+2B --> 2C, will it be initial-(x^2) or initial-(2x)? Does it follow the same principle of equilibrium?
by Maverick Tan 1F
Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019303

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a chemist's favorite plant?

A. Stoichiome-tree.
by Maverick Tan 1F
Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:37 pm
Forum: Bronsted Acids & Bases
Topic: Weak Acid
Replies: 4
Views: 583

Weak Acid

Can someone please explain why HF is a weak acid rather than a strong acid even though F belongs to the same group of anions that make strong acids.
by Maverick Tan 1F
Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019303

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
by Maverick Tan 1F
Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019303

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

A. Hehe
by Maverick Tan 1F
Tue Nov 01, 2016 4:05 pm
Forum: Hybridization
Topic: Fall 2015 Practice Midterm
Replies: 2
Views: 343

Fall 2015 Practice Midterm

On pg. 216, Question 7, where it asks how many lone pairs are present in the structure of Ioratadine, how did we get 9 lone pairs?
by Maverick Tan 1F
Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:15 pm
Forum: Ionic & Covalent Bonds
Topic: Octet Exception
Replies: 1
Views: 325

Octet Exception

Can someone please explain how the elements Li, and Be, are an exception to the octet rule?
by Maverick Tan 1F
Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019303

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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