Q.Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A.They're cheaper than day rates.
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- Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:24 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:24 am
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What Did The Angry Electron Say When It Was Repelled?
A. Let me atom!
A. Let me atom!
- Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:57 pm
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I would never try to poison you.
Now, eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.
Now, eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.
- Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:49 pm
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You Must Be Made Of Uranium And Iodine
Because all I can see is U and I
Because all I can see is U and I
- Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:14 pm
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Q. Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?
A. NaBrO
A. NaBrO
- Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:45 am
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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon.
A: Because all his friends argon.
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:29 pm
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What is the formula for sea water?
A. CH2O
A. CH2O
- Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:36 pm
- Forum: *Titrations & Titration Calculations
- Topic: ICE Calculations
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ICE Calculations
For ICE calculations that has a balanced equation of A+2B --> 2C, will it be initial-(x^2) or initial-(2x)? Does it follow the same principle of equilibrium?
- Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:47 pm
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What is a chemist's favorite plant?
A. Stoichiome-tree.
A. Stoichiome-tree.
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:37 pm
- Forum: Bronsted Acids & Bases
- Topic: Weak Acid
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Weak Acid
Can someone please explain why HF is a weak acid rather than a strong acid even though F belongs to the same group of anions that make strong acids.
- Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:12 pm
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
- Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:34 pm
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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A. Hehe
A. Hehe
- Tue Nov 01, 2016 4:05 pm
- Forum: Hybridization
- Topic: Fall 2015 Practice Midterm
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Fall 2015 Practice Midterm
On pg. 216, Question 7, where it asks how many lone pairs are present in the structure of Ioratadine, how did we get 9 lone pairs?
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:15 pm
- Forum: Ionic & Covalent Bonds
- Topic: Octet Exception
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Octet Exception
Can someone please explain how the elements Li, and Be, are an exception to the octet rule?
- Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:18 pm
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Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.