Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Alex Denman 2G · Postby **Alex Denman 2G** » Wed Oct 25, 2023 12:18 pm

Are you uranium and tungsten?

Cause when I see you I UwU

Brandon Li · Postby **Brandon Li** » Wed Nov 01, 2023 3:37 pm

WHO is Lewis Structure??

Why is he so structured?????

Alvin Au · Postby **Alvin Au** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 4:35 pm

Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?

Because it is in the ground state.

Alvin Au · Postby **Alvin Au** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 4:37 pm

When I asked the chemist to pass the salt

he said Na

Alvin Au · Postby **Alvin Au** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 4:38 pm

What did the officer molecule say to the suspect molecule?

I got my ion you

Alvin Au · Postby **Alvin Au** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 4:39 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist

Barium

Bethel Tesfamicael · Postby **Bethel Tesfamicael** » Sun Dec 03, 2023 11:35 pm

What did the scientist say when they found two isotopes of helium?

Re: HeHe

Bethel Tesfamicael · Postby **Bethel Tesfamicael** » Sun Dec 03, 2023 11:36 pm

THAT WAS SODIUM FUNNY!!!

Bethel Tesfamicael · Postby **Bethel Tesfamicael** » Sun Dec 03, 2023 11:42 pm

What did the biologist wear to impress the chemist?

Re: Designer Genes

306060519 · Postby **306060519** » Mon Dec 04, 2023 2:41 pm

I heard the difference between oxygen and nitrogen is that one is always a lot more electroNEGATIVE!

306060519 · Postby **306060519** » Mon Dec 04, 2023 2:42 pm

What you do you call a bird mixed with a bad chemist? A QUACK !

Chem_Mod · Postby **Chem_Mod** » Mon Dec 04, 2023 6:24 pm

Reminder to post all jokes here.

106033555 · Postby **106033555** » Mon Dec 04, 2023 10:59 pm

Oh no! I've lost my electron. Oh no! Are you positive?

305981900 · Postby **305981900** » Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:02 pm

Q:What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

A:SWAg.

305981900 · Postby **305981900** » Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:03 pm

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down!

Christian Velazquez 2B · Postby **Christian Velazquez 2B** » Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:39 am

Are you Oxygen..... because I cannot live without you.

Christian Velazquez 2B · Postby **Christian Velazquez 2B** » Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:40 am

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and I'm like a charged particle - irresistibly attracted to you!

105561735 · Postby **105561735** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 11:49 am

Lose an electron?

Gotta keep an eye on it

105561735 · Postby **105561735** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:12 pm

I wish I was adenine.

Then I could get paired with U.

Ronen Rabinowitz 3L · Postby **Ronen Rabinowitz 3L** » Tue Jan 09, 2024 11:16 am

Here are some jokes that might leave you feeling salty:

Why was the neuron put in jail?

Because it was charged with a salt!

Do you know any jokes about sodium?

Na, I do not.

gabby_15 · Postby **gabby_15** » Thu Jan 11, 2024 9:11 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

...

Because they’re cheaper than day rates!

Jaelyn Christian 2J · Postby **Jaelyn Christian 2J** » Fri Jan 12, 2024 3:05 pm

What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?

A-mean-o acid

Ravita Dwarika 1A · Postby **Ravita Dwarika 1A** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 10:49 pm

A chemistry teacher's name in some high school was Kate Brown, so the students called her potassium bromide, KBr.

Tim D 3B · Postby **Tim D 3B** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 9:41 pm

Why can you never trust an Atom?

They literally make up everything.

Evan Sang 1K · Postby **Evan Sang 1K** » Fri Jan 26, 2024 12:33 am

Q: Why was the chemical bond cold?
A: Because it was polar

Jaelyn Christian 2J · Postby **Jaelyn Christian 2J** » Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:42 am

Salt made a joke and it was Sodium funny : )

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:58 pm

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:59 pm

Why did the chemist sole his shoes with silicone rubber?

He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint!

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:00 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

"HeHe"

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:00 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution!

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:01 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff!

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:02 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!

SamGantney1E · Postby **SamGantney1E** » Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:35 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

Because they're cheaper than day rates!

SamGantney1E · Postby **SamGantney1E** » Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:35 pm

What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you!

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:05 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o Acid

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:05 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK!

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:06 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar!

SamGantney1E · Postby **SamGantney1E** » Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:20 pm

Why did the ionization process break up with its partner?

Because it lost its electron, and things just weren't bonding anymore!

SamGantney1E · Postby **SamGantney1E** » Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:21 pm

Why did the chemist break up with enthalpy?

Because their relationship was too exothermic - things got too heated!

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:13 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

Because they're cheaper than day rates!

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:13 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen excited when he walked out the singles bar?

Because he got Avogadro's number!

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:14 pm

Did you hear about the chemist who was a reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down!

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:15 pm

What did the scientist say when they found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe!

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:16 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution!

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:17 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium and you can't carium, then you might as well barium

Jamie Pham 3C · Postby **Jamie Pham 3C** » Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:19 pm

Why are chemists excellent at solving problems?

Because they have all of the solutions!

denae w 1A · Postby **denae w 1A** » Sat Mar 16, 2024 4:36 pm

Q: Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?

A: Because it is in the ground state.

106033555 · Postby **106033555** » Sat Mar 16, 2024 7:43 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

505968276 · Postby **505968276** » Sat Mar 16, 2024 7:46 pm

Hi, I saw joke online and I just had to share:
H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed
Isn't that so funny!!

505968276 · Postby **505968276** » Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:49 pm

Hi guys, if you ever want to remember the letters for the element helium just think of this joke

How do you laugh at a Helium Joke?
He He He

106033555 · Postby **106033555** » Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:13 pm

If H20 is water; H202 is Hydrogen Peroxide; What is H204?
Drinking

105561735 · Postby **105561735** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:22 am

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar!

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