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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:07 pm

If a king farts, it is called na Noble Gas

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:10 pm

What don't you understand about copper? It makes perfect CENTS!

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Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:10 pm

Hey want to hear a joke about potassium?... K

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:11 pm

What do you do to dead elements? You barium.

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Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:46 pm

"This is a salt" said the unwilling chlorine atom
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Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:53 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:54 pm

Also me in chem lecture
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:56 pm

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:57 pm

Ah! The element of surprise every time I understand something in chem.


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