Chemistry Joke

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Ting Zheng 3L
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Chemistry Joke

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:35 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite....
He said NaBrO.

Srishti_Dhawan_2I
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:19 pm

I have another joke!!
Q: what do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Justin_Bueno_2O
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:44 pm

I was going to ask a chemistry question, but I don't think anyone could "solve"nt.

Krishil_Gandhi_1D
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Krishil_Gandhi_1D » Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:01 pm

I'd make a chemistry joke but the problem with that is that all the good ones Argon:)

Christian Gequillo 1D
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Christian Gequillo 1D » Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:16 pm

Q: According to the chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of Alkynes of people

Frankie Escobedo 3E
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:25 pm

Do you have 11 protons?
Because you are so So'dium fine :p

HarshiniMuthukumar3N
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:02 pm

Take all your lame jokes and barium!

Just kidding just kidding ;)

Austin_Saephan_1B
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Austin_Saephan_1B » Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:34 pm

Friend: "Did you hear that Nitrogen and Oxygen started dating?"
Me: "What? NO way?"

Lauren Trent 2A
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Lauren Trent 2A » Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:02 pm

Q: What do you get if you swap the carbon atoms in a benzene ring for iron atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel!

KimberlySalinas_2A
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby KimberlySalinas_2A » Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:13 pm

I have many chemistry jokes, i'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction

heather_carlton_1K
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby heather_carlton_1K » Tue Oct 04, 2016 1:44 pm

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?..... Na

Diana_Visco_1l
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Diana_Visco_1l » Tue Oct 04, 2016 2:11 pm

To all those chemists that have been agitated by atoms...

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

- Your Fellow Chemistry Student,
Diana Visco

Kaitlin_Reeves_1C
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Chemistry Joke

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Tue Oct 04, 2016 3:38 pm

Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Moletiplication

Joyce Wu 3E
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Joyce Wu 3E » Tue Oct 04, 2016 4:33 pm

Oxygen and Magnesium are going out, like OMg!!

Julia Stinnett 2N
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Tue Oct 04, 2016 5:56 pm

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Christian_Makar_2D
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Christian_Makar_2D » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:22 pm

What is the name of Agent 007's Eskimo cousin?
The name is Bond...Polar Bond

BlakeMillar4J
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby BlakeMillar4J » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:18 pm

My friend asked me if I had any jokes about Sodium.
I told him Na.

BlakeMillar4J
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby BlakeMillar4J » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:22 pm

I wanted to make another joke about chemistry, but all the good ones Argon!

Chem_Mod
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Chem_Mod » Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:05 am

Please post all jokes in the designated section. See Announcements, its the post with ~140,000 page views. :-)


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