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Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:35 am
by Ting Zheng 3L
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite....
He said NaBrO.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:19 pm
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
I have another joke!!
Q: what do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:44 pm
by Justin_Bueno_2O
I was going to ask a chemistry question, but I don't think anyone could "solve"nt.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:01 pm
by Krishil_Gandhi_1D
I'd make a chemistry joke but the problem with that is that all the good ones Argon:)

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:16 pm
by Christian Gequillo 1D
Q: According to the chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of Alkynes of people

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:25 pm
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Do you have 11 protons?
Because you are so So'dium fine :p

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:02 pm
by HarshiniMuthukumar3N
Take all your lame jokes and barium!

Just kidding just kidding ;)

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:34 pm
by Austin_Saephan_1B
Friend: "Did you hear that Nitrogen and Oxygen started dating?"
Me: "What? NO way?"

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:02 pm
by Lauren Trent 2A
Q: What do you get if you swap the carbon atoms in a benzene ring for iron atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:13 pm
by KimberlySalinas_2A
I have many chemistry jokes, i'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 1:44 pm
by heather_carlton_1K
Anyone know any jokes about sodium?..... Na

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 2:11 pm
by Diana_Visco_1l
To all those chemists that have been agitated by atoms...

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

- Your Fellow Chemistry Student,
Diana Visco

Chemistry Joke

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 3:38 pm
by Kaitlin_Reeves_1C
Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Moletiplication

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 4:33 pm
by Joyce Wu 3E
Oxygen and Magnesium are going out, like OMg!!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 5:56 pm
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:22 pm
by Christian_Makar_2D
What is the name of Agent 007's Eskimo cousin?
The name is Bond...Polar Bond

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:18 pm
by BlakeMillar4J
My friend asked me if I had any jokes about Sodium.
I told him Na.

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:22 pm
by BlakeMillar4J
I wanted to make another joke about chemistry, but all the good ones Argon!

Re: Chemistry Joke

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:05 am
by Chem_Mod
Please post all jokes in the designated section. See Announcements, its the post with ~140,000 page views. :-)