CHEM JOKES

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Gisselle Cervantes 2G
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CHEM JOKES

Postby Gisselle Cervantes 2G » Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:59 pm

Do you want to hear a joke?
Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium
YOU!

AsthaPatel4B
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby AsthaPatel4B » Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:27 pm

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one.

KatrineEyer_1E
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby KatrineEyer_1E » Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:03 pm

Chemistry is Fluorine Uranium Nitrogen. I wanted to take a stab at these jokes before all the good ones Ar.

Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Joanne_Park_4C » Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:02 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Jonathan Marin Dis3A » Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:59 pm

Q: What is a chemist favorite type of plant?
A: Stoichiome-tree

Anisha Patel 1G
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:04 pm

These chem jokes are so bad I might just have to Barium

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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Angelica Nava-1E » Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:34 pm

Don't trust atoms because they make up everything.

Anthony Garibay 3J
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Anthony Garibay 3J » Sat Oct 01, 2016 12:07 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Emily_Bennett_3C
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Emily_Bennett_3C » Sat Oct 01, 2016 12:12 am

Oxygen, how did the date go with Potassium?
It went OK

Linsey 1E
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Linsey 1E » Sat Oct 01, 2016 2:59 pm

Chem joke in an old issue of the New Yorker!

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Hannah_Chao_1D
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Hannah_Chao_1D » Sat Oct 01, 2016 4:02 pm

Watson: Sherlock want to hear a joke about sodium?
Sherlock: Na
Watson: How did you know I was going to say that?
Sherlock: Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary.

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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby melissagonzalez1c » Sat Oct 01, 2016 4:58 pm

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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby JudyPham_4J » Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:14 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Christopher_Reyes_4I » Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:45 pm

Why was Hydrogen the best bond for Oxygen?
Because she was his number 1!

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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby 504809830_3F » Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:32 am

What is a chemist's favorite mythical being?
The ether bunny!

Kareem
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Kareem » Sun Oct 02, 2016 4:28 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Julianne Seog 3K
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Julianne Seog 3K » Sun Oct 02, 2016 4:59 pm

What did the elements in group 7A say to Jennifer?
Halogen

(I posted this on Friday but now i cant find my post so im posting it again just to make sure!!)

Julia Stinnett 2N
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:12 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby emilyclause » Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:44 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Swati_Sharma_2D
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Swati_Sharma_2D » Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:37 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
Haha

Julia Javate 4J
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Julia Javate 4J » Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:48 pm

A biologist and a physicist went into a relationship... it had no chemistry.

ba dum tss

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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Aileen Nguyen 3N » Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:23 pm

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Eliza_Beglari_2L » Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:43 pm

I make horrible science puns too but only periodically.

celina33
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby celina33 » Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:41 pm

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
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.They make up everything

Rachel Ma
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Rachel Ma » Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:43 pm

What do scientists do with dead bodies? They barium.

Meera McAdam 1C
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Meera McAdam 1C » Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:45 pm

What kind of fish is only made up of two sodium atoms?

2 Na.

Paul Ndawula 1D
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Paul Ndawula 1D » Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:56 pm

Smh, making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon...

Samart_Condon_1D
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:01 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite
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He said NaBrO

Marissa Stinnett 1E
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Re: CHEM JOKES

Postby Marissa Stinnett 1E » Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:30 am

While reviewing the properties of the periodic table, I stumbled across something funny, and as a fellow coffee lover, I thought this was incredibly clever!!!

What is the chemical formula for coffee?
CoFe2

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