CHEM JOKES
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:59 pm
Do you want to hear a joke?
Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium
YOU!
Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium
YOU!
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CHEM JOKES
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Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:27 pm
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:03 pm
Chemistry is Fluorine Uranium Nitrogen. I wanted to take a stab at these jokes before all the good ones Ar.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:02 pm
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.
It went OK.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:59 pm
Q: What is a chemist favorite type of plant?
A: Stoichiome-tree
A: Stoichiome-tree
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:04 pm
These chem jokes are so bad I might just have to Barium
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:34 pm
Don't trust atoms because they make up everything.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 12:07 am
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 12:12 am
Oxygen, how did the date go with Potassium?
It went OK
It went OK
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 2:59 pm
Chem joke in an old issue of the New Yorker!
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 4:02 pm
Watson: Sherlock want to hear a joke about sodium?
Sherlock: Na
Watson: How did you know I was going to say that?
Sherlock: Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary.
Sherlock: Na
Watson: How did you know I was going to say that?
Sherlock: Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 4:58 pm
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:14 pm
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:45 pm
Why was Hydrogen the best bond for Oxygen?
Because she was his number 1!
Because she was his number 1!
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:32 am
What is a chemist's favorite mythical being?
The ether bunny!
The ether bunny!
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 4:28 pm
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 4:59 pm
What did the elements in group 7A say to Jennifer?
Halogen
(I posted this on Friday but now i cant find my post so im posting it again just to make sure!!)
Halogen
(I posted this on Friday but now i cant find my post so im posting it again just to make sure!!)
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:12 pm
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:44 pm
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:37 pm
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
Haha
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
Haha
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:48 pm
A biologist and a physicist went into a relationship... it had no chemistry.
ba dum tss
ba dum tss
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:23 pm
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:43 pm
I make horrible science puns too but only periodically.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:41 pm
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
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Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:43 pm
What do scientists do with dead bodies? They barium.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:45 pm
What kind of fish is only made up of two sodium atoms?
2 Na.
2 Na.
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:56 pm
Smh, making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon...
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:01 am
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite
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He said NaBrO
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He said NaBrO
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:30 am
While reviewing the properties of the periodic table, I stumbled across something funny, and as a fellow coffee lover, I thought this was incredibly clever!!!
What is the chemical formula for coffee?
CoFe2
What is the chemical formula for coffee?
CoFe2
Re: CHEM JOKES
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:45 am