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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun May 13, 2018 9:07 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have? Laboratory retrievers.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun May 13, 2018 9:08 pm

I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything.

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Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun May 13, 2018 9:13 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn1B » Sun May 13, 2018 9:49 pm

Once I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sun May 13, 2018 9:57 pm

The noble gases walk into a bar. No one reacts.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sun May 13, 2018 10:08 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aryana Nazem 1A » Sun May 13, 2018 10:10 pm

Q: What's a pirate's favorite element? (your victim may assume "arrrrgon".)
A: Gold.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aryana Nazem 1A » Sun May 13, 2018 10:10 pm

Q: Why didn't the chemist enjoy doing chromatography?
A: He got separation anxiety.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aryana Nazem 1A » Sun May 13, 2018 10:11 pm

Q: How did the hipster chemist burn his hand?
A: He picked up his beaker before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun May 13, 2018 10:32 pm

Are chemical workers un-ionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun May 13, 2018 10:32 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana? BaNa2.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun May 13, 2018 10:33 pm

I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun May 13, 2018 10:55 pm

Did you know you could cool yourself to -237.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun May 13, 2018 10:56 pm

-Did you hear that joke about sodium?
-Naaaa

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun May 13, 2018 10:58 pm

Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?

Because its in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204750609 » Sun May 13, 2018 11:07 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?


At least I have a degree!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon May 14, 2018 4:34 pm

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Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon May 14, 2018 4:35 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caroline Crotty 1D » Wed May 16, 2018 4:12 pm

Two men walk into a bar. One says "I'll have some H2O." The other man says "I'll have some H20, too." The second man died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Endri Dis 1J » Fri May 18, 2018 2:43 am

What did the three hydrogens say to the nitrogen?
AM-MON-IA

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Fri May 18, 2018 5:57 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DomMaiorca_1I » Fri May 18, 2018 9:42 pm

Helium walks into a bar.

The bar tender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sat May 19, 2018 9:35 pm

What show do cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hope_Pham_1G » Sun May 20, 2018 3:32 pm

A Hug without u
Hg
is just mercury

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hope_Pham_1G » Sun May 20, 2018 4:10 pm

My chem puns rarely get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun May 20, 2018 6:19 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun May 20, 2018 6:34 pm

What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun May 20, 2018 7:55 pm

It has been discovered that money consists of a yet-to-be- indentified superheavy element. The proposed element name is Un-obtainium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn1B » Sun May 20, 2018 9:53 pm

If a king farts is it a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun May 20, 2018 10:00 pm

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6 x 10^23 pieces? A Guacamole.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun May 20, 2018 10:01 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun May 20, 2018 10:03 pm

What is a chemist's favorite plant? Stoichiome - tree.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caitlyn Ponce 1L » Sun May 20, 2018 10:05 pm

Are you made of Oxygen and Neon? Cause I think you're the ONe
:/

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun May 20, 2018 11:50 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates. :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun May 20, 2018 11:51 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H20 cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 105012653 1F » Sun May 20, 2018 11:55 pm

What was that joke about sodium again?

Na, nevermind I forgot it.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon May 21, 2018 8:35 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon May 21, 2018 8:35 pm

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon May 21, 2018 8:36 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nandhini_2K » Sun May 27, 2018 1:05 am

What do you call a clown who's in jail? A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sun May 27, 2018 12:03 pm

What do dipoles say in passing?
"Do you have a moment?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nicolesalcedo » Sun May 27, 2018 12:17 pm

*texting a chemistry major*

"Hey you wanna go to the movies rn?"

"Sure, when?"

"Rn"

"What do you mean by Radon?"

"..."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sun May 27, 2018 1:12 pm

Carbon and a hydrogen went on a date. They really bonded.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Sun May 27, 2018 3:04 pm

That was sodium funny

I slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoeyAnn Mateo 1D » Sun May 27, 2018 5:52 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun May 27, 2018 8:57 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun May 27, 2018 8:58 pm

What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun May 27, 2018 9:02 pm

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun May 27, 2018 9:11 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, "I'll have an ‎H2O." The other says, "I'll have an ‎H2O, too." The second chemist dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun May 27, 2018 9:34 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun May 27, 2018 10:04 pm

How did the hipster chemist burn his hand?
He picked up his beaker before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204750609 » Sun May 27, 2018 11:47 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Mon May 28, 2018 12:23 am

Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Mon May 28, 2018 12:23 am

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aryana Nazem 1A » Mon May 28, 2018 12:24 am

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

wait for it..

A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Mon May 28, 2018 12:24 am

Q: What's a pirate's favorite element? (your victim may assume "arrrrgon".)
A: Gold.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aryana Nazem 1A » Mon May 28, 2018 12:25 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aryana Nazem 1A » Mon May 28, 2018 12:25 am

Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caitlyn Ponce 1L » Mon May 28, 2018 2:32 am

You're the photon to my valence electron. You excite me to another level ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon May 28, 2018 10:40 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon May 28, 2018 10:40 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon May 28, 2018 10:41 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Solene Poulhazan » Tue May 29, 2018 3:32 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn1B » Wed May 30, 2018 1:34 pm

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Salena Chowdri 1I » Wed May 30, 2018 3:33 pm

Q: How often does this group tell chemistry jokes?
A: Periodically!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nienjou Claire 1E » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:01 pm

I have many chemistry jokes, but I'm afraid they won't get a good reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Salena Chowdri 1I » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:01 pm

Initially I decided to write jokes about the Periodic Table, but never really felt I was in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:51 pm

Once, I told a chemistry joke...

there was no reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:09 pm

I must be an exothermic reaction, because I'm running out of energy.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:35 pm

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walking into the bar?
OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun Jun 03, 2018 4:36 pm

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
It becomes day-trogen.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun Jun 03, 2018 5:05 pm

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun Jun 03, 2018 5:05 pm

Every dipole has its moment!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun Jun 03, 2018 5:06 pm

Did you hear that Anion broke up with Cation? Always makes me cry.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:42 pm

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caitlyn Ponce 1L » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:44 pm

I hate learning about electrons. I always get so Bohr'd :))))

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:44 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:48 pm

What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:48 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:49 pm

What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:53 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby CarinaVargas1J » Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:28 pm

If a king farts

IS that a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn1B » Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:30 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn1B » Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:31 pm

I try to tell chemistry jokes but there is no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby CarinaVargas1J » Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:36 pm

Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBro

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn1B » Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:02 am

If Avogadro calls tell him to leave his number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:50 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:50 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:51 pm

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204750609 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:17 pm

A classified add read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kellyz_1C » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:57 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kellyz_1C » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:57 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kellyz_1C » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:58 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Salena Chowdri 1I » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:06 pm

You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.

How ionic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Salena Chowdri 1I » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:10 pm

What do dipoles say in passing?

Have you got a moment?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204750609 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:24 pm

As finals week approaches:
What is the chemical formula of coffee?
CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:37 am

A proton and neuron are walking down the street.

Proton: Wait, I lost an electron. Will you help me find it?
Neuron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yeah, I'm positive!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MariaJohn1D » Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:49 pm

I like chemistry jokes bc they are funny
He He He

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MariaJohn1D » Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:50 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes bc all the good ones Argon...


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