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Jordan_OBrien_2k
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jordan_OBrien_2k » Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:53 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Summer_Corona 3F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Summer_Corona 3F » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:04 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.

LexyDenaburg_3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LexyDenaburg_3A » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:19 pm

Did you know that Oxygen went for a second date with Potassium?

How did it go?

It went OK2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LexyDenaburg_3A » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:19 pm

Jordan_OBrien_2k wrote:Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.




This is a good one!!!

Jade Lastra 3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jade Lastra 3B » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:23 pm

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathaly Cruz 2D » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:32 pm

Q: what do you call an acid with an attitude?
A: a-mean-oh acid

705324760
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705324760 » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:35 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705324760 » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:36 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705324760 » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:36 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705324760 » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:38 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705324760 » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:38 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

Breanna Ouyang 1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Ouyang 1C » Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:06 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?
HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Ouyang 1C » Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:00 pm

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An electron

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby victoria_dao_3L » Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:14 pm

Do you want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
NaBrO.

Khushi_Gupta_2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khushi_Gupta_2B » Tue Oct 20, 2020 7:50 am

Guess i'll just have to post bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khushi_Gupta_2B » Tue Oct 20, 2020 7:51 am

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

Megan Hulsy 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Megan Hulsy 1D » Tue Oct 20, 2020 10:19 am

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Megan Hulsy 1D » Tue Oct 20, 2020 10:20 am

What is the chemical formula for "coffee"? CoFe2

Becca Nelson 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Becca Nelson 1J » Thu Oct 22, 2020 6:12 pm

why did the white bear dissolve in water?

because he was POLAR!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christine Nguyen 1I » Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:06 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Darren1e
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1e » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:24 pm

I'm sad that the jokes on here have slowed down. They used to be posted everyday, but now they only happen periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1e » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:25 pm

I told this one to my mom earlier ^. Sadly, I got no reaction :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aliya 2J » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:31 pm

May the [mass times acceleration] be with you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khushi_Gupta_2B » Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:13 am

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

Shana Patel 1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shana Patel 1C » Sun Oct 25, 2020 12:56 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other?
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I got my ION you!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AHUNT_1A » Sun Oct 25, 2020 12:58 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AHUNT_1A » Sun Oct 25, 2020 1:04 pm

Shana Patel 1C wrote:What did one charged atom say to the other?
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I got my ION you!



I can't stop laughing at this

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sean Wang 1J » Sun Oct 25, 2020 1:08 pm

Chemist: Hey girl, are you made up of copper and tellurium?
Girl: No, Why did you ask?
Chemist: Because you are Cu-Te

Sachi Sengupta 3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sachi Sengupta 3B » Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:17 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Joanne Yuh 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 2H » Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:06 pm

I'm out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claudia_Danysh_2C » Sun Oct 25, 2020 6:26 pm

Doctor to patient: You're low on Magnesium
Me: 0mg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby jasonfarrales2G » Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:11 pm

Me: Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?

Friend: I don't know, why?

Me: Because it's in the ground state.

Friend: *starts laughing hysterically*

Ryan Agcaoili 2E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ryan Agcaoili 2E » Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:18 pm

Did you hear that oxygen when on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

jia207
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby jia207 » Sun Oct 25, 2020 10:35 pm

I thought about cutting my sodium intake, but then I was like Na :)

Lillian
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lillian » Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:53 pm

Q: Wanna hear a chemistry joke?
A: Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alebenavides » Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:35 am

did u know that oxygen went on a second date with potassium?
how did it go ?
it went OK2

Alara Aygen 2E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alara Aygen 2E » Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:43 am

I would write more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon.

Ryan Hoang 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ryan Hoang 1D » Mon Oct 26, 2020 6:15 pm

What do you get when you mix some carbon, oxygen, and a little bit of heat?

My house.

(I'm from Irvine during the Silverado fire).

Breanna Ouyang 1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Ouyang 1C » Wed Oct 28, 2020 2:48 am

A photon checks into a hotel, and the desk clerk asks, "Have you any luggage?"
To which the photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Ouyang 1C » Wed Oct 28, 2020 2:49 am

Ryan Hoang 1D wrote:What do you get when you mix some carbon, oxygen, and a little bit of heat?

My house.

(I'm from Irvine during the Silverado fire).


Sorry to say this made me laugh out loud

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Postby Taylor K 2C » Thu Oct 29, 2020 3:03 pm

Here are some chem memes I made in my high school chem class lol
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Becca Nelson 1J » Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:45 pm

What is the 2nd best public university's favorite element?

Berkelium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Charlie Russell 3F » Thu Oct 29, 2020 8:45 pm

What did the thermometer say to the measuring cylinder?
“You may be graduated, but I have several degrees.”

Shana Patel 1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shana Patel 1C » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:15 am

What do you do with a sick chemist?
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If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_2A » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:26 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shana Patel 1C » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:38 pm

Becca Nelson 1J wrote:What is the 2nd best public university's favorite element?

Berkelium!


Why did I laugh so hard at this??

LexyDenaburg_3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LexyDenaburg_3A » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:45 pm

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion

Madison Muggeo 1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madison Muggeo 1G » Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:50 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
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One Molar solution.

Claudia_Danysh_2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claudia_Danysh_2C » Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:12 pm

Why can you never trust an atom?

Because they make up everything!

Michelle Nguyen 2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Nguyen 2C » Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:02 pm

"Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?"
"How did it go?"
"It went OK2!"

Joanne Yuh 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 2H » Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:19 pm

Chemistry is Fluorine Uranium Nitrogen.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 2H » Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:20 pm

OMG! Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are a couple?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 2H » Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:21 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees.

Sachi Sengupta 3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sachi Sengupta 3B » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:00 pm

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

America Alvarado
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby America Alvarado » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:07 pm

Omg these are actually funny

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Akriti Ratti 1K » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:13 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.

Daria 3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daria 3A » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:20 pm

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?

Guacamole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sukhkiran_Kaur_3F » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:33 pm

Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sukhkiran_Kaur_3F » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:33 pm

What's a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about? Ammonia, because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sukhkiran_Kaur_3F » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:34 pm

Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madisen Brown -1C » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:41 pm

I ain't never seen two identical fermion particles in the same quantum state. It's always one of them gotta have different quantum numbers.

Charisma Arreola 2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Charisma Arreola 2L » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:43 pm

I try to tell chemistry jokes....


But there is no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Charisma Arreola 2L » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:44 pm

Some more chemistry jokes?


All the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mari Williams 2k » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:46 pm

Why did the cation try to cheer up the anion?
Because they're PAWsitive thinkers!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705324760 » Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:22 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705324760 » Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:22 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705324760 » Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:22 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Postby 705324760 » Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:23 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705324760 » Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:23 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yijia_Yang_3A » Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:47 pm

dont trust atoms because they make up everything!

Micaela Estavillo
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Micaela Estavillo » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:29 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Micaela Estavillo » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:35 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Logan Wiedemann 3J » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:35 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melanie Lin 3B » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:59 pm

So I told Sodium and Neon a super funny joke. Guess what they said:
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Na: That was SODIUM funny!
Ne: I slapped my NEON that one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sophia Stewart 2G » Sun Nov 01, 2020 10:06 pm

Why wouldn't the n=1 electron go out with the n=2 electron?

He just wasn't on her level.

Orla Lynagh-Shannon 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Orla Lynagh-Shannon 1J » Sun Nov 01, 2020 10:50 pm

There are so many jokes here already. Seems like all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1e » Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:10 pm

What kind of dogs does Dr.Lavelle have? I'm going to take a wild guess and say laboratory retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1e » Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:14 pm

Helium dimer seems like the funniest of molecules because he2 would be like He He.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hasan Mirza 3F » Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:21 pm

How are Copper and Zinc related?

They're CuZn's

Brandon Carris
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:22 pm

if I were a rapper id be
MC DELTA T!!!!!!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:25 pm

Nuclear Power can singlehandedly solve the world's energy crisis
However, big oil keeps it out of the spotlight because they don't care about us or the world.
Please.... if we can do more research and further nuclear technology, we can create millions of new jobs and save our planet.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Scot Widjaja Dis 1J » Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:58 pm

Q: 16 sodiums walk into a room. Who's next?

A: Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Batmaaan

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Postby Samin Kabir » Mon Nov 02, 2020 1:09 am

Not the best thing in the world but here ya go
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AlyssaMaynard1C » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:44 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khushi_Gupta_2B » Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:05 am

What's the dullest element?

Bohrium!

alebenavides
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alebenavides » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:28 pm

we'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bethany Yang 2D » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:58 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

Jason Knight - 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Knight - 1D » Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:02 pm

Anyone know any jokes about Sodium? Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby NayeliPlayas_2J » Tue Nov 03, 2020 6:13 pm

What did the other elements say to Hydrogen?

What a loner!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ruochen Yang 3B » Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:09 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ruochen Yang 3B » Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:10 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ruochen Yang 3B » Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:12 pm

705324760 wrote:Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

This one is really fun.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Becca Nelson 1J » Wed Nov 04, 2020 10:17 am

I post pretty corny chemistry jokes because all of the good ones Argon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isabel_Eslabon_2G » Thu Nov 05, 2020 7:36 am

Not sure if this is chem-related but oh well.

Before heading out to the store, my sister told me "Hey, we're out of salt" to which I replied "0mg".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Norah Gidanian 3J » Fri Nov 06, 2020 9:53 am

Just came across this really funny chemistry joke!
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
Thought I would share it

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705512695 3K » Fri Nov 06, 2020 9:55 am

I once heard Old chemists never die....They just stop reacting!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705512695 3K » Fri Nov 06, 2020 9:59 am

Hi I wanted to post some jokes onto the chemistry community but... but all the good ones argon.

Kevin Pilcher 3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3E » Fri Nov 06, 2020 3:15 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khushi_Gupta_2B » Sat Nov 07, 2020 3:41 am

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shana Patel 1C » Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:31 pm

Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says, "I'll have H2O too!"
The second man dies.


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