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Postby Mauricio Maravilla 3C » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:42 pm

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bella Bursulaya 3G » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:55 pm

I'm not sure if this one has been done before :D

Cop: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

Heisenberg: No, but I know exactly where I am.

Cop: You were doing 55 in a 30.

Heisenberg: Great, now I'm lost.

Cop: What's in the trunk?

Schrodinger: My cat.

The cop opens the trunk.

Cop: Your cat is dead.

Schrodinger: Well it is now, thanks a lot

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby America Ramirez 3H » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:14 am

so oxygen went ona date with potassium today... it went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby America Ramirez 3H » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:15 am

why did the attacking army use acid? to neutralize the enemy's base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby America Ramirez 3H » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:16 am

why did the white bear dissolve in water? because it was polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby America Ramirez 3H » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:17 am

what do you call a tooth in a glass of water? a one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby America Ramirez 3H » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:18 am

what's the chemical formula for seawater? CH2O.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LaurenChoi_1J » Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:00 am

Q: What’s a sign of a bad chemistry joke?
A: No Reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris 1C » Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:49 am

if H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4?

DRINKING LOL

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JasmineCap1A » Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:10 pm

Two chemistry students walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'd like some H20." The other one says, "I'd like some H20, too!" The second chemist died. :))

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Navdha Sharma 3J » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:49 pm

i really liked this one!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Becca Nelson 3F » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:20 pm

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?

Because its pretty BASIC stuff

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ShinwooKim_3E » Wed Jan 06, 2021 11:40 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:13 am

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:14 am

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:15 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:15 am

What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:16 am

What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryan Le 2K » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:46 am

Why did the attacking army use acid?
To neutralize their base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alebenavides » Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:18 am

did u hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's OK now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alebenavides » Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:22 am

did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's ok now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaili Valenzuela 2B » Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:49 pm

What was Avogadro’s favorite sport? Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Stenzler_2H » Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:05 am

I tell bad chemistry quotes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:23 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:23 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:24 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:24 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:24 pm

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby OmarArafat_2K » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:31 pm

What do the other elements say about hydrogen?
He’s such a loner!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby OmarArafat_2K » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:55 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other?
I got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:26 am

Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:26 am

What's a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about? Ammonia, because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:27 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:32 am

What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf! He always got a mole-in-one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:30 am

I was going to tell a chemistry joke but I was afraid I would get no reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:31 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1j » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:29 pm

I need someone to look after my electron today, do you mind keeping a ion it for me?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby keely_bales_1f » Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:59 pm

what do you do with a sick chemist?


if you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby jasonfarrales3D » Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:43 pm

Did you hear about the guy that cooled himself to -273.15˚C and was still 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1j » Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:15 pm

Gold is my favorite part of the periodic table because it is AU-some!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shana Patel 1C » Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:06 pm

What did one atom say to the other on their first date?
--> I think we bonded.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Nguyen 3F » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:35 am

I’m out of chemistry jokes, so I think I should ZINC of a new one

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:40 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khushi_Gupta_1A » Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:21 pm

What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khushi_Gupta_1A » Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:22 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cooper_Geralds_3B » Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:44 pm

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

It was ~CoRnY~

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah_Kim_1I » Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:45 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claudia_Danysh_2B » Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:42 pm

I'm starting to think these jokes are too basic for everyone because I see no reaction..get it

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Postby Truman Chong Dis 3G » Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:01 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elena Chen 2E » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:59 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jacob Schwarz-Discussion 3I » Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:57 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
This one blew me out of the water

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gwen Casillan 3E » Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:24 pm

I really enjoy chemistry jokes, periodically, that is.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805513524 » Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:51 pm

What’s the difference between chemistry jokes and physics jokes?
Chemistry jokes can be funny periodically, but physics jokes have more potential.
(I hope no one has done this one)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby idella 1D » Mon Jan 11, 2021 1:30 pm

idella 1D wrote:What is one of the worst compounds to use for chemistry?

Uranium Scandium

(USc)


proud to say that prof. Lavelle used this joke in today's lecture :D

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Ouyang 1I » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:43 pm

What's a sign of a bad chemistry joke?
No reaction :/

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Postby Alex Mele 2A » Mon Jan 11, 2021 10:41 pm

This one is a pickup line that I told my friend during a titration lab in AP Chem back in the day: hey girl, I must be phenophthalein because you make me turn bright pink ;)

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Postby Alex Mele 2A » Mon Jan 11, 2021 10:41 pm

idella 1D wrote:
idella 1D wrote:What is one of the worst compounds to use for chemistry?

Uranium Scandium

(USc)


proud to say that prof. Lavelle used this joke in today's lecture :D


Haha I loved this one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby idella 1D » Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:48 am

I think my chemistry teacher might be asleep...
Today there hasn't been even one reaction from him.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Becca Nelson 3F » Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:37 pm

What do you call a mixture of carbon and aluminum?

The second best public university in the nation!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anusha Chaudhary 1J » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:00 pm

What is Batman's favorite element?

Sodium. Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman!

I'm sorry for the terrible joke.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brianne Conway 1D » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:50 pm

Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brianne Conway 1D » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:52 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jordi M 2I » Wed Jan 13, 2021 6:14 pm

What do Switzerland and H20 have in common?
They always remain neutral!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lizbeth Garcia 1F » Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:19 pm

What does Michael Lithium say when he loses an electron. Helium Helium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isha dis3d » Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:20 pm

Have you heard of Boyle's Law?
It's a law stating that the pressure of a given mass of an ideal gas is inversely proportional to its volume at a constant temperature.

Now building on top of that, have you ever heard of Cole's Law?

It's a salad dish of raw cabbage, carrots, and other vegetables mixed with mayonnaise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:47 pm

My Mom said to stop drinking soda because it has acid in it.
I replied," Stop making such baseless accusations".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:48 pm

Why would the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:48 pm

I’ve been informed that jokes about acids are a waste of time.
They say that basic jokes have a higher potential.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristine_Aramyan_3K » Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:52 pm

"chemistry jokes are sodium funny! i slapped my neon that one!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ziyan Peng 3A » Fri Jan 15, 2021 8:57 am

Chemistry puts the cation in education.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:12 pm

If Iron man and the Silver Surfer teamed up, they'd be alloys

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:13 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms instead of carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:14 pm

What do you call a clown in jail?

A silicon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:49 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:49 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:50 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:50 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:51 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sat Jan 16, 2021 11:40 am

What is the chemical formula for “banana”?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sat Jan 16, 2021 11:41 am

Now we're making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sukhkiran Kaur 3I » Sat Jan 16, 2021 2:26 pm

Take all your lame chemistry jokes and barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby keely_bales_1f » Sat Jan 16, 2021 6:09 pm

What's the dullest element?

Bohrium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shana Patel 1C » Sat Jan 16, 2021 6:34 pm

You talk funny when you breathe helium!
He He He

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anvy 1G » Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:58 pm

*Be a doctor
Me- I'm so sorry sir we had to remove the extra Dihydrogen Monoxide that was building up in your bladder but unfortunately there was just too much left in there still.
Patient- Oh my [censored], what is it how do I cure it please help me
Me- well you should be fine just go to the restroom and stop eating those [censored] ice chips
Patient-:(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sat Jan 16, 2021 11:47 pm

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sat Jan 16, 2021 11:49 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sat Jan 16, 2021 11:51 pm

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily Langie 3L » Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:45 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the bar?

Because he got Avogadro's number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JasmineCap1A » Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:45 pm

They Argon? I don't Zinc so.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby jasonfarrales3D » Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:34 pm

A neutron walked into a bar and ordered a drink, and the bartender gave the drink for free. The neutron asked why the drink was free, and the bartender replied, "for you no charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm

Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:44 pm

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.


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