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Postby Christine Nguyen 3D » Sun Jan 17, 2021 8:47 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

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Postby alebenavides » Mon Jan 18, 2021 12:46 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym? to become a buffer SOLUTION

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby NayeliPlayas_1L » Mon Jan 18, 2021 2:13 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium

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Postby Nicolette Simoni 3L » Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:19 pm

I am just like ΔH... because I am constantly pressured. :)

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Postby isha dis3d » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:38 pm

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.

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Postby Darren1j » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:04 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?........Because it was polar! ( no? okay)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Randi Ruelas 1G » Thu Jan 21, 2021 9:19 pm

I would post a good chemistry joke but all the good ones ARGON

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Postby Becca Nelson 3F » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:49 pm

Oxygen and Magnesium were going out together.

I said "OMg that is a party!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:07 pm

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:08 pm

Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:09 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:09 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:10 pm

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:55 pm

Q: Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
A: He just couldn’t put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:55 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:55 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vbarian27 » Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:56 pm

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies, “I’m positive.”

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Postby vbarian27 » Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:56 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:35 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

It's pretty basic

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:36 pm

Why was Avogadro a mini golf champ?

He always got a mole in one

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:37 pm

What did the chemist say after the explosion in the lab?

Oxidants happen

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Postby Brianna Martilla 1C » Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:02 pm

Man: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?

Judge: Yes, that's assault.

Man: I know it's a salt, but is it a crime?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anvy 1G » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:20 pm

Why are people a lot like atoms?

They are both empty inside and if you combine the wrong ones they react BADLY

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Postby Nan_Guan_1L » Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:36 am

saw this on instagram lmao
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Postby Shana Patel 1C » Sun Jan 24, 2021 5:22 am

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
-> A-mean-oh acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Jan 24, 2021 5:48 am

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.

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Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Jan 24, 2021 5:48 am

What did one titration say to the other?
"Let's meet at the endpoint."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Jan 24, 2021 5:50 am

What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mari Williams 1K » Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:26 pm

Why did the attacking army use acid?

To neutralize the enemy's base!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christine Nguyen 3D » Sun Jan 24, 2021 4:39 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!

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Postby jasonfarrales3D » Sun Jan 24, 2021 5:15 pm

This one made me laugh more than it should have.
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Postby AHUNT_1A » Sun Jan 24, 2021 5:28 pm

Just because this is from tiktok I Like Gold but the A is silent :)

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Postby Truman Chong Dis 3G » Sun Jan 24, 2021 5:52 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:10 pm

Why are physicists still considered "not" cool...
When Thermodynamic entropy is getting cooler all the time?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:11 pm

So engineering school is really hard...
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:11 pm

Dental Chemistry Riddle
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

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Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:12 pm

Ion Riddle
What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Biona Hui 1G » Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:23 pm

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?

It's pretty basic stuff.

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Postby Hannah_Kim_1I » Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:39 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry joke?

Keep telling them until you get a reaction!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anusha Chaudhary 1J » Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:41 pm

You are definitely made up of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium because you are Be - Au - Ti - ful.
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Postby Sukhkiran Kaur 3I » Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:44 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sukhkiran Kaur 3I » Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:51 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Postby Anusha Chaudhary 1J » Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:03 pm

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu Te.

Sorry for the lame joke, but all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JasmineCap1A » Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:38 pm

Sea water chemical formula? CH2O

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Postby ShinwooKim_3E » Mon Jan 25, 2021 2:43 am

What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

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Postby Becca Nelson 3F » Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:33 am

What kind of dogs do chemists have? Laboratory retrievers!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:09 pm

What's the dullest element?
Bohrium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_1A » Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:10 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar

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Postby isha dis3d » Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:07 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Postby Lisa Seidl 3H » Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:37 pm

I was going to try to post some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon!

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Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Jan 30, 2021 11:59 am

What did the cat say after drinking methanol?
MeOH MeOH

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:00 pm

Why was the DJ called DJ Enzyme?
He was always breaking it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:00 pm

What did the chemist say when there was an explosion in the lab?
Oxidants happen.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:01 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They are cheaper than day rates.

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Postby Jaden Ward 3J » Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:01 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other?
I got my ion you.

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Postby Yu Jin Kwon 3L » Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:23 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?







H2O cubed.

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Postby Yu Jin Kwon 3L » Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:26 pm

If I were a balloon, I would have flown away by now because these jokes got me He3ing!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachelhchem1I » Sat Jan 30, 2021 7:42 pm

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating?

OMg!

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Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Sun Jan 31, 2021 1:11 am

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Sun Jan 31, 2021 1:11 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Sun Jan 31, 2021 1:11 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Sun Jan 31, 2021 1:12 am

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Kevin Pilcher 3J » Sun Jan 31, 2021 1:12 am

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.

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Postby Jessie Hsu 1C » Sun Jan 31, 2021 2:46 am

heheh
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Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:44 am

Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

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Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:46 am

What's the dullest element?
Bohrium!

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Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:46 am

Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"

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Postby Joanne Yuh 3I » Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:46 am

What's a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about? Ammonia, because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:36 am

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:36 am

What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:37 am

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:38 am

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na

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Postby 805377003 » Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:39 am

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Postby Gerardo Ortega 2F » Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:08 am

What do you get when you mix protactinium, iodine, and nitrogen? PaIN

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Postby Shana Patel 1C » Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:01 pm

Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
-> Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full

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Postby keely_bales_1f » Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:27 pm

Gold is the best element. Why you ask?

Because it is AU-some.

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Postby Bella Bursulaya 3G » Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:26 pm

When Q = K
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Postby Mari Williams 1K » Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:08 pm

A man was arrested last night for drinking battery acid, and later he was charged.

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Postby Sarah Huh 1K » Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:13 pm

Do you like Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Neel Bonthala 2G » Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:25 pm

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^-23 pieces? A guacamole.

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Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm

What do you call a clown in jail? A Silicon!

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Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm

If you're not part of the solution…you're part of the precipitate.

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Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm

What element is a girl's future best friend? Carbon!

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Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm

What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christine Nguyen 3D » Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:45 pm

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

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Postby vbarian27 » Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:45 pm

What is HIJKLMNO? H2O!

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Postby Jalaia Jackson 2G » Sun Jan 31, 2021 8:08 pm

If H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4?

Drinking, bathing, and lots of other activities.

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Postby JasmineCap1A » Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:50 pm

Carbon decided to marry Hydrogen due to their bond

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Postby Truman Chong Dis 3G » Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:50 pm

Image

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Postby JasmineCap1A » Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:23 pm

I'm Bohr'd learning about electrons

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Postby Nicole Critzer 2L » Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:29 pm

I want to write some jokes about the periodic table… But I don't think I'll be in my element

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Postby jasonfarrales3D » Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:38 pm

How did the chemist greet his chemist friend on her birthday?
"Hydrogen Phosphorous Phosphorous Yttrium
Boron Irdium Thorium Dysprosium!"

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Postby Gabe_Ek 1G » Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:42 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't Helium and you can't curium, then you're going to have to Barium

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Postby Emma Healy 2J » Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:42 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?


A mean-oh acid!

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Postby Emma Healy 2J » Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:42 pm

Never trust an atom...
They make up everything

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Postby Emma Healy 2J » Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:43 pm

Why are skeletons good at chopping trees?


Because they're lumbar-jacks!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emma Healy 2J » Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:44 pm

What's a kidney's favorite instrument?


The organ!

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Postby Mansi Solanki 3A » Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:49 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isha dis3d » Mon Feb 01, 2021 6:53 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.

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Postby Akshata Kapadne 2K » Tue Feb 02, 2021 1:34 am

Exothermic reactions?
I liked them before they were COOL.


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