Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

This forum topic is for students to self-organize study groups, etc.

Moderators: Chem_Mod, Chem_Admin

Samart_Condon_1D
Posts: 17
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:19 pm

What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.

Madeline Guajardo 3J
Posts: 6
Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:01 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madeline Guajardo 3J » Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:50 pm

Get it? HAHAHA...
Attachments
chemistry-jokes-are-sodium-funny.jpg

Annah Khan 1B
Posts: 28
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annah Khan 1B » Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:52 pm

Q: what do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY

hahaha :)

Kiana_Shibata_2G
Posts: 24
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kiana_Shibata_2G » Sun Oct 16, 2016 3:27 pm

I know this discussion is meant for chemistry jokes, but I thought I would share a few chemistry pick up lines instead.

1) You must be copper and tellurium cause you sure are CuTe!
2) I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
3) Are you made of Beryllium, Gold, & Titanium because you're BE AU TI full.
4) If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.

Serena Patel 2H
Posts: 19
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Serena Patel 2H » Sun Oct 16, 2016 3:34 pm

A proton and neutron walk into a bar and order two beers. The bartender comes back with two beers and asks the proton, "Are you sure that you're 21?" The proton replies, "I'm Positive!!" So the bartender gives him the first beer. The bartender then goes over to the neutron and says, "For you buddy, no charge."

KatrineEyer_1E
Posts: 7
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KatrineEyer_1E » Sun Oct 16, 2016 5:27 pm

One guacamole is equal to 6.0221415x10^23 guacas.

This is also known as avocado's number.

Nadine_El Fawal_3M
Posts: 19
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Sun Oct 16, 2016 6:51 pm

why do chemists learn ammonia first?
it's pretty basic stuff.

Christopher_Reyes_4I
Posts: 9
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher_Reyes_4I » Sun Oct 16, 2016 6:57 pm

At least they tried...
Attachments
enhanced-4488-1398784776-1.jpg

Ryan Petrecca 1L
Posts: 16
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ryan Petrecca 1L » Sun Oct 16, 2016 7:14 pm

I got all these good chemistry jokes, I'm scared they won't get a good reaction :'(

Ryan Petrecca 1L
Posts: 16
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ryan Petrecca 1L » Sun Oct 16, 2016 7:16 pm

I asked a couple of my friends if they wanted to hear a good sodium joke. They said Na.

Spencer Peterman 3E
Posts: 18
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Spencer Peterman 3E » Sun Oct 16, 2016 7:19 pm

What don't you understand about copper? It makes perfect cents.

Michael Sparks 2F
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael Sparks 2F » Sun Oct 16, 2016 7:29 pm

On a (pH) scale of one to fourteen, you're a fourteen, because you're basic!!

Kareem
Posts: 18
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kareem » Sun Oct 16, 2016 8:11 pm

If a bear in Yosemite and a bear in Alaska both fall into the water, which one dissolves faster? The one in Alaska obviously because it's polar.

Mahta Marefat 1I
Posts: 8
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mahta Marefat 1I » Sun Oct 16, 2016 8:17 pm

Are chemical workers unionized?

Colin Hayashi 1K
Posts: 11
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colin Hayashi 1K » Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:11 pm

I did not write this original material, neither does Drake #ghostwriting.
Attachments
drake chemistry.jpg

Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Posts: 18
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:34 pm

Jim: "Anyone know any good sodium jokes?"
Tim: "Na"

Chigozie_Nnoruka_1K
Posts: 9
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chigozie_Nnoruka_1K » Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:42 pm

I dont trust atoms....I HEARD THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING

Selby Kia 1L
Posts: 9
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selby Kia 1L » Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:07 pm

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.

Navi Sidhu 1F
Posts: 25
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Navi Sidhu 1F » Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:10 pm

Here's another one from chemistry cat:
77f709c8f287427e8ede2d389350e4bbe5140eeb9ab1980d805e6894098fc47d.jpg

JudyPham_4J
Posts: 9
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JudyPham_4J » Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:42 pm

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".

Katelynn Luansing 2B
Posts: 17
Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:45 pm

Q: What do you get when you cut an avocado (Avagadro) into 6 x 10^23 pieces?
A: GuacaMOLE

David Sung 2H
Posts: 15
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby David Sung 2H » Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:51 pm

Are you a neuron?

Cause you got lots of action potential!

Marissa Stinnett 1E
Posts: 17
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marissa Stinnett 1E » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:59 am

Proton: Hey, Electron! It's Proton. Where are you?!

Electron: Hi there! Well, ya see... That's a hard question for me to answer.

Proton: Why is it a hard question? Just tell me!

Electron: It's difficult for me to answer because I can only tell you where I PROBABLY am.

Proton: :(

Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
Posts: 20
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:26 am

I will always know the noble gases because of that one episode of Drake and Josh.

Theresa_Trieu_2G
Posts: 21
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:42 am

A chemistry lab is like a big party. Some drop acid, and others drop the base.

Yasmine Choroomi 2C
Posts: 25
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yasmine Choroomi 2C » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:48 am

i wish your name was avagadro...because then i would already know your number ;)

Lyndon_Bui_3J
Posts: 27
Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lyndon_Bui_3J » Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:48 pm

What do you call a tooth in a cup of water?

A one molar solution!!!

Jorge_Escobar_3L
Posts: 18
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:01 pm

Once I told a chemistry joke....
There was no reaction

Tom Notcovich 3B
Posts: 13
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tom Notcovich 3B » Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:11 pm

How did the chemist get in prison?

He was charged with a salt and battery
Attachments
ionic bond joke.jpg
ionic bond joke.jpg (8.5 KiB) Viewed 5715 times

GevickSafarians_14B
Posts: 19
Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GevickSafarians_14B » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:04 pm

Funny stuff right here ...
Attachments
chemistry-joke-2-e1427892428445.jpg

Alex Phu 2c
Posts: 22
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:40 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Deen Tar
Posts: 12
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Deen Tar » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:48 pm

The name's Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

KoSiOg
Posts: 13
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KoSiOg » Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:36 pm

I have many chemistry jokes
I'm just afraid when I say them I won't get a good reaction

Haoqing Li 3E
Posts: 10
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Haoqing Li 3E » Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:13 pm

Lol this is true
Attachments
what-is-the-chemical-formula-for-seawater.jpg

Rachel Ma
Posts: 7
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Ma » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:52 pm

Why are chemists great for solving problems?

They have all the solutions!

Julia Stinnett 2N
Posts: 20
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:05 pm

You're a 10!
...On the pH scale because you're basic.

hfrazer1B
Posts: 19
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:38 pm

If H20 is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H20 cubed!
*diss track*

Raymond_Guan_1H
Posts: 21
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raymond_Guan_1H » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:45 pm

Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride?

Na, I would take that rumor with a grain of salt.

Hung_Sabrina_3N
Posts: 22
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hung_Sabrina_3N » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:02 am

*When you dilute a solution*
Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

Joshua Song 2M
Posts: 18
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:18 am

Image

Shelby Slaughter 3D
Posts: 24
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shelby Slaughter 3D » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:24 am

I heard they're starting a whole new chem channel devoted to as xenon tv products.

Khang_Tran_1O
Posts: 26
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Khang_Tran_1O » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:15 pm

Lost an electron?

Better keep anion it ;)

TramHo2G
Posts: 31
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TramHo2G » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:08 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar.

Jane Sin 3A
Posts: 28
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:43 pm

9. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

Image

Hanan_Kashkoul_1O
Posts: 25
Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Tue Oct 18, 2016 3:05 pm

This is the greatest chemistry joke of all time.

Image

Chaoyi_He_3H
Posts: 21
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:30 pm

Image

Calvin Huang 3D
Posts: 16
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Calvin Huang 3D » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:02 pm

My friend asked if I was salty that I failed my chem quiz, I said
"Na bro."

alvitaxiao
Posts: 18
Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alvitaxiao » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:37 pm

I blew up my chemistry experiment... oxidants happen

Preet_Bains_1D
Posts: 22
Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Preet_Bains_1D » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:49 pm

What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon lolololololol

Tiffany Jeng 1L
Posts: 22
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:37 am

What are bananas made out of?

Potassi-YUM

804780590
Posts: 21
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804780590 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:58 am

I think I left the Bromine and Boron in the cabinet... BrB.

Emily_Bloom_1I
Posts: 14
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:52 am

What is a cation afraid of?




A dogion.

Samart_Condon_1D
Posts: 17
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:31 am

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Sebastian
Posts: 15
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sebastian » Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:08 am

Do you know why I have to post bad chemistry jokes? It's because all of the good ones Argon.

Brian Shih 1J
Posts: 9
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Shih 1J » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:19 pm

Did you hear potassium went on a date with oxygen? It went OK.

Vanessa_Nguyen_1I
Posts: 20
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:37 pm

What did the other elements say when gold left?
Au revoir!

Breanna Buhay 2H
Posts: 21
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:09 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Natalie_Hardiman_3C
Posts: 20
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie_Hardiman_3C » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:34 pm

"I got my ion you!"
Attachments
ionic .jpg

JulieLy_3C
Posts: 19
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:44 pm

I asked my friend if Silicon was spelled the same in Spanish and she said "Si".

Ashley T 2H
Posts: 18
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:45 pm

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of sodas. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!"

Shelley Pi 1K
Posts: 24
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shelley Pi 1K » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:06 pm

Image

Shelley Pi 1K
Posts: 24
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shelley Pi 1K » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:09 pm

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

Minh_Le_3I
Posts: 10
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Minh_Le_3I » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:11 pm

what-did-the-angry-electron-say-when-it-was-repelled.jpg

Jorge_Escobar_3L
Posts: 18
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:16 pm

Are you NaOH...
cause you're hella BASIC?

Ricardo Munoz 3K
Posts: 16
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ricardo Munoz 3K » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:56 pm

Guys, you know what my favorite element on the periodic table is?

Laurencium.

SarahTian3k
Posts: 20
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:35 pm

The name's Bond.
Ionic Bond.
Taken, not shared.

Megan_McElfish_3D
Posts: 4
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Megan_McElfish_3D » Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:22 pm

Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H20. The other says, "I'll take H2O too." The second man dies.

Claire Vandenberg 4L
Posts: 5
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Vandenberg 4L » Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:49 pm

*photon checks into a hotel*
Bellhop: "Do you need help with your bags?"
Photon: "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

Tanner Baroni 3I
Posts: 17
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tanner Baroni 3I » Thu Oct 20, 2016 11:26 am

Once I tried telling a chemistry joke....
There was no reaction.

Molika Soben_3J
Posts: 27
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Molika Soben_3J » Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:17 pm

These are somewhat depressing...

What do you do with a dead chemist?
-Barium

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite and he said "NaBrO"

Lisbeth Hernandez3L
Posts: 11
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lisbeth Hernandez3L » Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:24 pm

Got Mole Problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023!

Kendall_Islam_3A
Posts: 20
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Chemistry Joke

Postby Kendall_Islam_3A » Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:40 pm

Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.

AllanNicholson2F
Posts: 19
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AllanNicholson2F » Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:47 pm

*photon checks into a hotel*
Bellhop: "Do you need help with your bags?"
Photon: "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

Luigivar 2F
Posts: 14
Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Luigivar 2F » Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:18 pm

If a king farts,

is it a noble gas?

*badum tss*

Grace_McAuley_1E
Posts: 9
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Grace_McAuley_1E » Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:27 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Jand474
Posts: 12
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jand474 » Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:34 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it is pretty basic stuff

Dan_Jin_1K
Posts: 15
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dan_Jin_1K » Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:53 pm

So two friends walk into a bar, and one friend says "I'll have an H2O." The other friend says "I'll have an H2O too".

Both friends drink their beverages and the second one dies unfortunately, because the second friend asked for H2O2, which is hydrogen peroxide :(

Diana Catapusan 1N
Posts: 21
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diana Catapusan 1N » Thu Oct 20, 2016 4:58 pm

Do you have 11 protons?

Because you're SO-DIUM fine!

Xinyi_Yan_3L
Posts: 21
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Xinyi_Yan_3L » Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:41 pm

IMG_2037.jpg
I saw this on Facebook. It's so funny.

paulapedrani
Posts: 27
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby paulapedrani » Thu Oct 20, 2016 8:14 pm

FullSizeRender.jpg
There was a raid and the theme was "James Bond and Legally Blonde"... guess who the science majors are lol

Mason Henrich 3J
Posts: 10
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mason Henrich 3J » Thu Oct 20, 2016 8:52 pm

What do you call a tooth in glass of water?

A one MOLAR solution

HAHA :)

Christian Hardoy 3F
Posts: 41
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:22 pm

Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.

Elle_Bertuccelli_1B
Posts: 24
Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elle_Bertuccelli_1B » Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:44 pm

I'm trying to zinc of a good chemistry joke but it seems like all of the good ones argon. ;)

Zara_Joshi_3L
Posts: 19
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:50 pm

......
Attachments
enhanced-20351-1445974811-2.jpg
:-)

Aileen Nguyen 3N
Posts: 26
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aileen Nguyen 3N » Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:55 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs an help with his luggage.
He replies " No, I'm traveling light."

Frankie Escobedo 3E
Posts: 16
Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:02 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:16 am

Cu+ = "I lost an electron :( "
Cu = "Are you positive ??"
*ba dum tsss*

Swati_Sharma_2D
Posts: 21
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swati_Sharma_2D » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:19 am

How often do I make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

Marisa_Woo_2G
Posts: 24
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marisa_Woo_2G » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:36 am

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air. :)

AngelaWang_1F
Posts: 17
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:38 am

Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "we dont serve noble gases here." Helium doesnt react.

JAC_2016
Posts: 17
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JAC_2016 » Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:09 am

chemistry-jokes-tumblr-217.jpg

Kelsey Jug 1J
Posts: 38
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kelsey Jug 1J » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:11 pm

What is the chemical formula for coffee?

CoFe2

Lucy Nakashima 1E
Posts: 21
Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lucy Nakashima 1E » Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:17 pm

Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

Tania_Torres_3O
Posts: 20
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:29 pm

What do you call cheese infused in sodium bicarbonate?

NaCHO3 Cheese

Amanda_Quintero_1K
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:30 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

A: Na

Aya_Elarid_2H
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:29 pm

When cops pull you over, just do what Heisenberg does. When they ask, tell them you don't know how fast you were going, just where you were.

Natalie Hunt 1E
Posts: 38
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Hunt 1E » Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:46 pm

Q: What did the chemist say when he found 2 new isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe

Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Posts: 18
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Fri Oct 21, 2016 4:10 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

Sarah_Kremer_1A
Posts: 21
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah_Kremer_1A » Fri Oct 21, 2016 4:14 pm

What do you call a clown who is in jail?
A silicon.

Wesley_Rugen_1E
Posts: 23
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Wesley_Rugen_1E » Fri Oct 21, 2016 4:24 pm

Chemists...

You have to keep an ion them.

Christian Gequillo 1D
Posts: 10
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Gequillo 1D » Fri Oct 21, 2016 4:34 pm

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

A: He was booked for a salt and battery.


Return to “Student Social/Study Group”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests