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Postby NicholasKillmeier3K » Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:47 pm

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Postby 904605949 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:27 pm

Me after the Chemistry Midterm and for the final.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby caitlin_oberman_2G » Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:55 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:15 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JAC_2016 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:15 pm

If the formula for water is H2O...

is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:21 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:32 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2O." The second chemist says, "I'll have H2O also." The first chemist curses his failed assassination attempt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:19 pm

One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn Li 2J » Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:23 pm

I hate when people reply to my texts with "K." Who wants to talk about potassium?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan Marin Dis3A » Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:24 pm

What type of fish is made of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maverick Tan 1F » Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:34 pm

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

A. Hehe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aashi_Patel_3B » Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:23 pm

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?

Because you are FINe ;).

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904827101 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:37 pm

How to sulfur and oxygen communicate?



a sulfone

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:50 pm

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Postby Toby Lin 1J » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:36 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KimberlySalinas_2A » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:48 pm

I would tell another chemistry joke, but I feel like it wouldn't get a good reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804780590 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:57 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine Alcantara 3G » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:58 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Postby Natalie Hunt 1E » Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:18 am

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:35 am

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Postby Samantha_Leong_3K » Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:44 am

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Postby Ann Zhang_1M » Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:03 am

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DanielaWong_2G » Sat Nov 12, 2016 3:40 am

Why did Barium, Carbon, Potassium, and Sulfur get along so well?

They had each others BaCKS

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hafsa_zulfiqar_1j » Sat Nov 12, 2016 8:33 am

Want to hear a joke about sodium?
Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nimah_Rasheed_3I » Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:32 pm

*When you're all out of chemistry jokes and its time to zinc of a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nimah_Rasheed_3I » Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:38 pm

Chemists don't get angry, they just over react!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:51 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
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Postby Ivanna_Tang_3B » Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:46 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taylor_Yamane_2L » Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:24 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:39 pm

Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:26 pm

Arrrrrrrginine--a pirate's favorite amino acid.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yiling Liu 1N » Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:31 pm

A bear said "Help, I'm dissolving!"
The person next to it said "But bears are insoluble"
The bear said "That's easy for you to say, you're not polar!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chem_Mod » Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:39 pm

Victoria Vu 1B wrote:Arrrrrrrginine--a pirate's favorite amino acid.


:-)
I must remember some of these for class!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chem_Mod » Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:40 pm

Nimah_Rasheed_3I wrote:*When you're all out of chemistry jokes and its time to zinc of a new one.


Another new one!
:-)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TramHo2G » Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:14 pm

During christmas, I always put up my chemistree.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:17 pm

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Postby Chem_Mod » Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:29 pm

TramHo1I wrote:During christmas, I always put up my chemistree.


Great for the last day of class!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elle_Bertuccelli_1B » Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:43 pm

I've got my ion everyone that is on this website

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:47 pm

I'm out of chemistry jokes, I should "zinc" of a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yamilex Velgara 2I » Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:06 pm

After scrolling through 11 pages of jokes, this is how I feel.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colleen_Clarke_4B » Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:56 pm

Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby David Julfayan 1F » Sat Nov 12, 2016 8:42 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mahta Marefat 1I » Sat Nov 12, 2016 10:08 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Postby Minh_Le_3I » Sat Nov 12, 2016 10:11 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maya_McNealis1B » Sat Nov 12, 2016 11:23 pm

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium got together?

OMg

:O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Molika Soben_3J » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:50 am

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Uesugi 3I » Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:40 am

Unfortunately, I was late to post something for last week. But hopefully, to make up for it, I hope this joke can make up for it.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elisse Albian 3D » Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:27 am

Tells bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Grace_McAuley_1E » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:57 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Sun Nov 13, 2016 2:51 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Postby Jinghui Song 2J » Sun Nov 13, 2016 3:18 pm

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Postby Jessica_Nakahira_1G » Sun Nov 13, 2016 4:06 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper
The Big Bang Theory

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Erick_Hernandez_3L » Sun Nov 13, 2016 4:22 pm

What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2!

*Ba-Dum-Tsss*

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:07 pm

What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium?
HeHe

What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?
CH2O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:40 pm

Chem Jokes
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:56 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sun Nov 13, 2016 6:48 pm

A: Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
B: What?
A: Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful.
B: ...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:31 pm

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?

Guacamole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isabelle ruedisueli 1j » Sun Nov 13, 2016 8:38 pm

I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Nov 13, 2016 8:44 pm

Did you know that you could be -273.15 degrees Celsius and be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Sun Nov 13, 2016 9:40 pm

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium... BATMAN!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shannonhoang » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:04 pm

Are you Neon Astatine? Because you're NeAt :)

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Postby ginnyyao1L » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:22 pm

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Postby Madeline Guajardo 3J » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:28 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Austin_Saephan_1B » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:29 pm

What kind of fish is made with two sodium ions?

Tuna!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annah Khan 1B » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:31 pm

A chemistry joke-

Chemistry is FUN (Flourine, Uranium, and Nitrogen)

Hope you enjoyed this!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy Yu 2M » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:55 pm

You know what's a joke?

Not that midterm </3

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carolyn Huh 1K » Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:10 pm

Q: Why are there no good chemistry jokes?
A: Because all the good ones argon!

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Postby melissagonzalez1c » Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:23 pm

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Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:11 am

What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms?

2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelicaAquino_2I » Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:31 am

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2Na

I'm making bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon.

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Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:58 am

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Postby Anthony Garibay 3J » Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:11 am

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Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:42 am

I can only make bad chemistry jokes now because all the good ones ARGON.

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Postby Franklin Kong 3D » Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:55 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite. His response: NaBrO.

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

How do you make a 24M solution?
Put a set of artificial teeth in water.

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Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:38 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Postby Janet Pham 1B » Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:21 pm

Solutions are so dramatic...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:47 pm

sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium
BATMAN!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:49 pm

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
ask them to pronounce unionized...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Luiza Karakhanyan » Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:08 pm

How are your chemistry grades?
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Deen Tar » Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:36 pm

What do dipoles say in passing? : "Have you got a moment?"

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Postby 604805638 » Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:50 pm

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Molly_McMillen_3J » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:09 pm

Q: How do you tell the difference between a train conductor and a chemist?

A: Ask them to pronounce unionized!


Q: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

A: 2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:59 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:34 pm

chemistry joke? my quiz grade tomorrow

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paul Adkisson 1D » Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:38 pm

Why did the chemist call her ex-boyfriend Dubnium when they broke up?
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Because he was a real Db.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Bangi 1A » Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:01 pm

What do you ride in a chemistry carnival?
A Ferrous Wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby heather_carlton_1K » Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:16 am

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:45 am

During Christmas remember to put up your ChemisTREE!!!

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Ting Zheng 3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:12 am

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

Kaitlin_Reeves_1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:46 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Julia Stinnett 2N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:46 pm

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.

Jessie_Chen_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessie_Chen_2L » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:05 pm

A man walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have some H20."

The man next to him says, "I'll have some H20 too!", then drinks it and dies.

SarahTian3k
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:45 pm

Old chemists don't die, they simply reach equilibrium.


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