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Haoqing Li 3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Haoqing Li 3E » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:48 pm

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop.
The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going?
Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".

Haoqing Li 3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Haoqing Li 3E » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:50 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar.
Lol

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julianne Seog 3K » Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:45 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be....0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:17 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:18 am

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mason Henrich 3J » Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:28 am

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:

Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lyndon_Bui_3J » Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:15 pm

Professor Lavelle,
You are a perfect 10!!!!

... on the ph scale cause you're pretty BASIC!!

.. just kiddin you're awesome:) <3

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amber_Candelaria_1D » Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:32 pm

You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.

How ionic.

Jorge_Escobar_3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:08 pm

Do you have a PH of 1, cause you've been dangerously sour lately

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:13 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:03 pm

A physicist and a biologist go out on a date. It didn't go very well. Turns out there wasn't any chemistry.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lindsey Lill » Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:22 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edgar Khachatryan 3G » Wed Nov 16, 2016 4:58 pm

What does a chemist bring as a dessert while camping? A ‘gram’ cracker.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edgar Khachatryan 3G » Wed Nov 16, 2016 4:58 pm

If you’re not part of the solution your part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gianna Zufall 3G » Wed Nov 16, 2016 5:04 pm

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sboutros2B » Wed Nov 16, 2016 7:34 pm

Q: How did the political science major define free radical on his chemistry exam?
A: A wild protestor.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Wed Nov 16, 2016 7:45 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbas_Hakim_1B » Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:09 pm

Why do scientists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than dayrates

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julianne Seog 3K » Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:18 pm

How do you tell a coordination hugs and kisses in a letter?

O2-

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dan_Jin_1K » Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:18 pm

What is a cation afraid?

A dogion!

hahahahah!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:20 am

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:56 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KylaTenido1G » Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:52 am

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises??
it becomes daytrogen!!


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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:34 am

Do you have mole problems?
If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbeyj3I » Thu Nov 17, 2016 11:55 am

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze. ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna_Kim_2E » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:08 pm

Q:Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

A: He's 0K now

Laine Gruver 3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Laine Gruver 3C » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:36 pm

when all your friends are english majors:
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Thu Nov 17, 2016 1:40 pm

Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lisbeth Hernandez3L » Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:06 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
- A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lisbeth Hernandez3L » Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:09 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole?
-- Avocado's number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isabel Gandarilla » Thu Nov 17, 2016 4:37 pm

Atom #1: Oh no! I think I lost an electron.

Atom#2: Are you sure?

Atom#1: I'm positive :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kelsey Jug 1J » Thu Nov 17, 2016 4:49 pm

lovin all these chem jokes (click jump to post if you can't see the image)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne_Park_4C » Thu Nov 17, 2016 5:03 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh acid! >:(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivanna_Tang_3B » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:18 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:27 pm

Q: How did the chemist get in prison?






A: He was charged with a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004599434 » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:34 pm

A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through"

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Chemistry Joke

Postby Kendall_Islam_3A » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:12 pm

What do you call a fish made out of two sodium atoms?

2Na!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Helen_Onuffer_1A » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:44 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

Anthony_Sampayo_4I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Fri Nov 18, 2016 6:48 am

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hyun Young Lee 2H » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:17 am

This cracked me up!
Here's the joke.


Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer Ngo 1M » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:21 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Baysa 1J » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:02 am

I only post here periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Shih 1J » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:03 am

Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melissa Ledesma 2B » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:57 am

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

A: He got Avogadro's number!

Toby Lin 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Toby Lin 1J » Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:28 pm

Werner Heisenberg's (actual) epitaph:

"He lies here, somewhere."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:35 pm

Did you say the lab smells like rotten eggs?

I'm sorry to hear you're sulfuring.

Josh_Zhong_1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josh_Zhong_1F » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:17 pm

First of all why do Chemistry graduates typically work in the Pharmaceutical industry, while Pharmacy graduates typically work in a Chemist shop? Anyway, the missus and I are both science graduates, Chemistry for her, and Physics and Computer Science for me. So typical conversations might be…

I told her I didn’t know the symbols for the elements Lithium and Argon. She said “Li Ar”

I asked her to tell me the chemical symbol for nitrous oxide. She said “NO”

I proudly told her I knew the chemical symbol for a hydroxyl. She said “OH”.

I asked her to briefly tell me something about Oxygen and Potassium. She said “O K”.

I asked her if I mixed Nobelium, 2 parts Boron and Erbium what would I get? She said “NoBBEr”.

Tiffany Jeng 1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:20 pm

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

Fe-breeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:26 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

rachel_john
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:59 pm

Q:What am I doing with element 83?

A: None of your bismuth lol

Evan Lee 2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Lee 2D » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:16 pm

I know a guy who cooled himself to -273.15C.


He was 0k.

Madeline Guajardo 3J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madeline Guajardo 3J » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:59 pm

He's not wrong.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:07 pm

What does the leader of the electron army say when they go to war?

CHAAARGE!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Parsia Vazirnia 2L » Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:47 pm

Q: What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A: A. A-mean-oh-acid.

Ashley Bertholf 1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley Bertholf 1E » Fri Nov 18, 2016 5:16 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Nov 18, 2016 7:32 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

Abbey Kerscher 3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbey Kerscher 3O » Fri Nov 18, 2016 7:58 pm

Hopefully nobody has grades like this here!!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804780590 » Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:13 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!

Jonathan Marin Dis3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan Marin Dis3A » Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:37 pm

Whats the difference between chemistry and cooking?
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.

Adriana Muro 1A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adriana Muro 1A » Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:46 pm

What's the name of the element that comes after nine? Tin

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eliza_Beglari_2L » Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:56 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
You can't helium, you can't curium, so you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:00 pm

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together :)

Anisha Patel 1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:01 pm

I told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction.......

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie_Hardiman_3C » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:50 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher_Reyes_4I » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:20 pm

Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Antonio_Zenteno_4E » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:39 pm

Q: What did one atom say to the other atom?

A: Nothing because atoms can't talk

sheilaho_1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:28 am

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mizuno_Mikaela_1D » Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:28 pm

I Think I Left The Bromine And Boron In The Cabinet


BrB

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby NicholasKillmeier3K » Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:33 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Hunt 1E » Sat Nov 19, 2016 1:17 pm

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

caitlin_oberman_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby caitlin_oberman_2G » Sat Nov 19, 2016 1:54 pm

I am a Female

Fe=Iron
Male=Man

Therefore I am Iron Man

Colleen_Clarke_4B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colleen_Clarke_4B » Sat Nov 19, 2016 2:37 pm

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces?
Guacamole

Tiffany Wee 2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sat Nov 19, 2016 2:48 pm

I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samantha_Leong_3K » Sat Nov 19, 2016 4:52 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby David Julfayan 1F » Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:34 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:38 pm

What kind of fish is made up of two sodium atoms?

2NA

Justin_Bueno_2O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Nov 19, 2016 6:28 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raj Susarla 3I » Sat Nov 19, 2016 6:33 pm

Shocking, isn't it?
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hafsa_zulfiqar_1j » Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:29 pm

Did you know Oxygen went for a second date with Potassium?

How did it go?

It went OK2.

Ashley Curtis 2O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley Curtis 2O » Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:10 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate

Julia Javate 4J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Javate 4J » Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:56 pm

So technically... according to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby jillianduffield_2D » Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:42 am

Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:40 am

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Jand474
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jand474 » Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:36 pm

What is the chemical formula of a Banana?
BaNa2

Jand474
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jand474 » Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:37 pm

What is the chemical formula for Coffee?

CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:50 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Minh_Le_3I » Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:52 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:09 pm

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Postby Taylor_Yamane_2L » Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:35 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kathrin Magdalani 3J » Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:42 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chigozie_Nnoruka_1K » Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:53 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Molika Soben_3J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Molika Soben_3J » Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:54 pm

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.

Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?
A: Because she was too attractive!

Hilarious

Tyler_Ash_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Ash_3C » Sun Nov 20, 2016 3:21 pm

Got mole problems? Call Avogrado at 602-1023.

Marissa Stinnett 1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marissa Stinnett 1E » Sun Nov 20, 2016 4:19 pm

In the spirit of rivalry week and pride for our Bruins, here's a bear joke:

What kind of bear dissolves in water?
A polar bear.

Anmol Dhaliwal 2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anmol Dhaliwal 2C » Sun Nov 20, 2016 4:23 pm

Q: What do you call a very small piece of iron?
A: A FEtus!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Wang_Pong_Chan_1L » Sun Nov 20, 2016 5:48 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Sun Nov 20, 2016 5:58 pm

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jiaruo Wang 1K » Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:18 pm

Two man walked into a bar, the first ordered ome H2O. The second said "sounds good, I'll have some H2O too."

He died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Erick_Hernandez_3L » Sun Nov 20, 2016 8:37 pm

"Not to get technical but ... according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution"


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