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Postby JulieLy_3C » Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:10 pm

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Annah Khan 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annah Khan 1B » Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:22 pm

A chemistry joke:

I don't trust atoms...they make up everything...

Haha!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Grace_McAuley_1E » Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:41 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail_Low_1A » Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:53 pm

A photon checks into a hotel, the front desk asks him, "do you need any help with your luggage?"

He said, "No thanks! I'm traveling light!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sun Nov 20, 2016 10:14 pm

Are you made of curium and tellurium?
because you're CuTe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Sun Nov 20, 2016 10:16 pm

haha
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eli Pazol 2F » Sun Nov 20, 2016 10:17 pm

what happened to the man who ws stopped for having sodium chloride and and a nine-volt in his car?

he was arrested for a salt and battery!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:20 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:23 pm

What is the chemical formula for coffee?

CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Stefanie Shidoosh 4E » Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:26 pm

What is a CATion?

An ion with a paws-itive charge.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy Yu 2M » Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:35 pm

Why did Superman feel sad every time he saw the numbers "3" and "6"?

Because it was Krypton blown apart!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Courteney Hedicke 3J » Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:41 pm

I would post another chemistry joke but all the good ones argon.

I hearded oxygen and magnesium were going out I was like OMg.

I think I lost an electron. In fact I'm positive.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:00 am

I think I lost an electron. In fact, I'm positive.

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Postby ginnyyao1L » Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:49 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony Garibay 3J » Mon Nov 21, 2016 9:42 am

Chemistry Jokes of the Day
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dan_Jin_1K » Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:09 am

How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, if you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is!!!

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Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:54 pm

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Postby Jessica Huang 1M » Mon Nov 21, 2016 1:42 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Mon Nov 21, 2016 1:58 pm

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver? Ask them to pronounce "unionised"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:00 pm

What is a Chemist's Favorite Plant?

Stoichiome-tree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:17 pm

When you get back your chem quiz
-NACLNACLNACLNACLNACL

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:19 pm

Do you have 67 protons?
Cause you a Ho

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Chaffin_3C » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:25 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:35 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, bartender says, "for you, no charge!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jake_Benna_3J » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:37 pm

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:51 pm

In honor of what we've been learning, and a good comeback for some:

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rishi_Kayathi_1E » Mon Nov 21, 2016 4:03 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atom in the middle?

A: A ferrous wheel!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Deen Tar » Mon Nov 21, 2016 4:32 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nick_Ida 1D » Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:19 pm

What's 007's Eskimo cousin's name?
Polar Bond :D

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:22 pm

Are you a charged atom ?
Because I have my ion you :p

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian Shih 1J » Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:43 pm

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:50 pm

Why can I relate.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madeline Guajardo 3J » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:11 pm

Let's hope this doesn't happen to me this quarter (:
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:51 pm

“Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!” Said the ice. The bunsen burner replied: “It’s just a phase you’re going through.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:55 pm

What Do You Get When You Cut An Avocado Into 6X10^23 Pieces?

Guacamole!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lexy Swenson 1F » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:06 pm

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.
How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado's number.
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.

Alex Phu 2c
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:06 pm

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nikki Nguyen 2N » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:29 pm

Q: What did you do with Element 43 last night?
A: None of your Bismuth

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sascha_Clark_4I » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:59 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Mon Nov 21, 2016 9:20 pm

I'm sorry this one is lame
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:06 pm

Want to hear a joke about element 116?
Uuh...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:08 pm

Good pickup line:
You're so hot you denature my proteins.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby veeksha25 » Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:22 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Postby Natalie Hunt 1E » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:13 am

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Niveda_Tennety_1H » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:16 am

Equilibrium constant. Que?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:32 am

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Acids and Bases joke

Postby Ryan Cerny 3I » Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:11 am

Before this class I always presumed that determining the relative strength of acids and bases would be challenging. Turns out learning about NaOH, for example, is pretty basic.

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Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:08 pm

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Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:15 pm

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:43 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:28 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904799315 » Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:57 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:34 pm

I have many chem jokes,
I'm just scared I won't get a good reaction :/

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pratyush Kandimalla 2O » Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:20 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "For you, No Charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sascha_Clark_4I » Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:38 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:39 pm

What is the chemical formula for candy?
Carbon - Holmium - Cobalt - Lanthanum - Tellurium or CHoCaLaTe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KimberlySalinas_2A » Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:27 pm

Did you hear about the man that got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby usernamesarehard » Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:30 pm

What did the carbocation say when it gained 2 electrons?

I'm anion now!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:41 pm

Did you know that you can cool down to -273.15 degrees C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:45 pm

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame"
The sodium pined.
"I melt whenever I see you."
The Bunsen burner replied,
"It's just a phase you're going through."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:27 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:08 am

Q: What should you do with old chemistry jokes?






A: Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DanielaWong_2G » Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:34 am

Loved this one
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rob_Carter_1L » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:44 am

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material.

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Postby Toby Lin 1J » Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:08 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasleen Kaur 1J » Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:46 am

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:15 am

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know there'd be no reaction!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher Reed 1H » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:47 am

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?



A: Polar Bond

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chigozie_Nnoruka_1K » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:33 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby K Phelan 3D » Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:22 pm

The antiaircraft guns fired at the bomber pilot as he emptied his load of Hydrochloric Acid over enemy territory. He smiled with satisfaction at the voice over his radio. "Congratulations, you've just neutralized a dangerous base!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:38 pm

Got mole problems? Call Avogrado at 602-1024

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:19 pm

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby veeksha25 » Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:30 pm

If a bear in Yosemite and a bear in Alaska both fell in water, which one would dissolve faster?
The one from Alaska, it's polar

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904827101 » Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:45 pm

How I feel about Chem when I don't understand anything
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Postby Samantha_Leong_3K » Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:49 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Scott_Anderson_3J » Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:04 pm

Where's berkelium on the periodic table?

It's not on there; it's out protesting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lindsey Lill » Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:50 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alvitaxiao » Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:12 pm

Why are chemists great at solving problems?

Because they have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:24 pm

getting closer to the final exams, always remember to be like a proton and stay positive.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maverick Tan 1F » Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:12 pm

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:44 pm

Two transition metals were settling their bar tab and came up short. The bartender said, "You need another nickel!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jana_Lang_2B » Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:21 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004599434 » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:03 pm

as we're going into finals....

think like a proton and stay positive :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TramHo2G » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:49 pm

Where does one put the dirty dishes after thanksgiving dinner?
In the zinc.

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Postby Swati_Sharma_2D » Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:12 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:45 am

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:57 am

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Franklin Kong 3D » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:37 am

Optimist: The glass is half-full.
Pessimist: The glass is half-empty.
Chemist: The glass contains H2O and other compounds.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:01 am

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Gequillo 1D » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:07 pm

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aashi_Patel_3B » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:19 pm

Some people find chemistry jokes funny...I find them prephosphorous!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby marinarosebrock » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:32 pm

if you think that all chemistry jokes argon....
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:41 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer Ngo 1M » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:41 pm

I told a joke about helium but no one reacted..

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nerissa_Low_2F » Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:12 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amir Patel 1G » Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:03 pm

Good luck with finals, everyone!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colin Hayashi 1K » Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:17 pm

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colin Hayashi 1K » Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:18 pm

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon


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