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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Novelpreet_Boparai1N » Mon Dec 05, 2016 1:28 am

You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby edward_qiao_3I » Mon Jan 09, 2017 2:34 pm

People who study organic chemistry can really get into alkynes of trouble

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:22 am

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?

Because its in a ground state!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:09 pm

i'd tell you a chemistry joke...but all the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby yubin moon 3c » Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:13 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yasmine Choroomi 2C » Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:40 pm

Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
Na

I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid I won't get a good reaction

All the good chemistry jokes argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004599434 » Tue Jan 10, 2017 7:25 pm

How did the chemist survive the famine?
By subsisting on titrations.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby emilie liu 3G » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:19 pm

My chemistry professor threw sodium chloride at me! That's a salt!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:36 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lindsey Lill » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:37 am

What Did The Bartender Say When Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium And Phosphorous Walked Into His Bar?

OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:09 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Manpreet Singh 1N » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:26 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexandria_Leaf_2F » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:29 pm

Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chomatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Matthew_Vargas_2G » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:31 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher_Mathe_3B » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:01 pm

you are a boron

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:43 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:27 pm

you're a 10?
Maybe on a pH scale,
cause you're basic.

Banik_Housepian_2K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:29 pm

Chemistry is like cooking, just don't lick the spoon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cecile Riviere-Cazaux 2A » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:30 pm

Q: What is a chemist's favorite salty food?
A: NaC2H3O2!
(Nacho)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shushanna S 3F » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:41 pm

What did the crazy chemist do with the bulls at rodeo?

He Rhodium. *ba dum tss*

(thought of this myself tyvm)

Iris Feng 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Iris Feng 2I » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:57 pm

I would never try to poison you

Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Omer Lavian 2K » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:18 pm

What do you call 6.02214 x 10^23 big, white bears?

MOLAR BEARS!

Brandon Han 3H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Han 3H » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:36 pm

What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?

In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hung_Sabrina_3N » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:44 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joyce Wu 3E » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:02 pm

I saw my friends inhaling helium and I was like:
He, He, He

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby David Julfayan 1F » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:02 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:26 pm

You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica De Anda 2C » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:28 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Duong 1D » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:04 am

Q: Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
Q: How did it go?
A: It went OK2!

Q: I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
A: He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:54 am

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:39 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Libbyfidel_1E » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:54 am

You are a 10?
Maybe on a pH scale because you are basic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia_Wenzel_1E » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:56 am

I was going to post a chemistry joke but Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lexy Swenson 1F » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:57 am

I have many chemistry jokes.. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:55 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sophia Eliopulos 2I » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:20 pm

Getting in the spirit of chem...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:22 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution

K Phelan 3D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby K Phelan 3D » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:16 pm

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ricardo Munoz 3K » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:18 pm

This is a picture I found that I liked.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaret Nishikawa » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:21 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KarinaOropeza_2L » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:47 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Chang_1G » Thu Jan 12, 2017 6:10 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones... ARGON...

How often do I make jokes about chemistry?... Periodically.

Valeria Quintana 1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Valeria Quintana 1G » Thu Jan 12, 2017 6:34 pm

*me reading all these jokes*: "That was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hernandez_3L » Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:01 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frank_Smith_3L » Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:02 pm

If a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

Kevin Le 1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Le 1L » Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:07 pm

Dude that is telling joke: What did the chemist say to the other chemist?

Dude receiving the joke: lmao wat

Dude that is telling joke: We're both chemists







lol

Frank_Smith_3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frank_Smith_3L » Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:21 pm

So a neutron walks into a bar right? Asks the bartender how much the whiskey costs... bartender says, "For you bud, no charge!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katherine Sung 2I » Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:32 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon_Williams_3E » Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:01 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rielapopp3O » Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:01 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elle_Bertuccelli_1B » Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:05 pm

Chemistry is a pain in the acid!!!!!

Jessie_Chen_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessie_Chen_2L » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:17 pm

"I don't trust atoms...they make up everything."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:14 pm

What does an enthalpy pirate steal? Your Joules.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carolyn Huh 1K » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:45 pm

person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904755076 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:57 pm

Gold walks into a bar, barman shouts Au get out of here!

Ann Zhang_1M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ann Zhang_1M » Fri Jan 13, 2017 12:41 am

IF A KING FARTS, WILL IT BE A NOBLE GAS?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne_Park_4C » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:26 am

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Christopher Reed 1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christopher Reed 1H » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:09 am

What kind of fish is made of sodium?

2Na!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:07 am

Oxygen asked Nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby YsabelCheang1H » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:36 am

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Kevin Bangi 1A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Bangi 1A » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:36 am

Exothermic reaction?
I studied them before they were cool

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Postby heather_carlton_1K » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:42 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:07 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:09 am

Q: What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
A: FeBreeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:10 am

What is the chemical formula for a banana?

BaNa2

Coleen_Leslie_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Coleen_Leslie_2L » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:32 am

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Franklin Kong 3D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Franklin Kong 3D » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:34 am

You don't know the 5th element of the periodic table?
What a boron!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:50 am

Q: If a bear in Alaska and a bear in Yosemite both fall into the water, which one dissolves first?

A: The bear in Alaska because it's polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Fri Jan 13, 2017 12:11 pm

Why do chemists like the carnival?
They like to ride the ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason_Hong_2J » Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:07 pm

I left Boron and Rubidium in my room...

BRB

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tina_Keshishian_2F » Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:14 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o Acid.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:37 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:43 pm

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbey Kerscher 3O » Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:02 pm

Q: Why can you never trust atoms? A: They make up everything.

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Postby Shelley Pi 1K » Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:22 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:28 pm

"I blew up my chemistry experiment."

"That's okay. Oxidants happen."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krishil_Gandhi_1D » Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:37 pm

"Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Islam_3A » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:03 pm

What does a hipster studying thermochemistry say?

"I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:04 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Mihika Sridhar 3H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mihika Sridhar 3H » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:09 pm

I don't trust atoms...I hear the make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:14 pm

In light of new year resolutions: Why did acid go to BFit?

To become a "buffer" solution.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Marie_Rhoads_2C » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:54 pm

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:13 pm

Calcium+Iron
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Postby Ashley Van Belle 2B » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:18 pm

My favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz.

You've probably never heard it before.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:26 pm

Chemistry is a pain in the acid!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:33 pm

Every dipole has its moment.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julie Barreto 3A » Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:26 pm

Superman is a man. Batman is a man. Spiderman is a man. So why is Ironman a woman?
A: Because she is a Female.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katrina_Galian 1J » Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:29 pm

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AndyL3I » Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:31 pm

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby saminah_adam » Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:48 pm

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome! Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

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Postby Jana_Lang_2B » Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:22 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer Ngo 1M » Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:51 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
....
He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:50 pm

Acids and bases are pHun

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:03 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?


A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Martin_Sarafyan_2K » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:41 pm

What did the bartender say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walked into his Bar?

OH SNaP

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kgiesch1N » Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:15 am

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

ben maryamian
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ben maryamian » Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:00 pm

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
Answer: 2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mana_Sheykhsoltan_1A » Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:01 pm

Q: What did the element say to the police?
A: I CU copper

Alexia_Vanegas_1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexia_Vanegas_1G » Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:33 pm

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

2Na (tuna)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TramHo2G » Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:03 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

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