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Postby JoAnna Yortiss 2G » Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:34 pm

*Final Exam*
Write the first and second Laws of Thermodynamics:

First rule of thermodynamics is you do not talk about thermodynamics.

Second rule of thermodynamics is you do not talk about thermodynamics.

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Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:41 pm

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

Q: What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:52 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rory_Grant_3E » Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:34 pm

Seeing as how we're now learning about entropy...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:12 pm

Here's a joke:

Question: Why don't you trust atoms?

Answer: Because they made up everything?

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Postby Toby Lin 1J » Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:53 pm

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Postby SydneyKusumoputro_3K » Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:11 am

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:23 am

Helium Yttrium Selenium Xenon

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Postby Timothy Yu 2M » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:01 am

I was late to my lab one morning only to find the room locked and the lights out. On the door was a sign that says "Lab closed, Gone Fission"

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Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:09 am

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Postby AnnaTong1E » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:20 am

ha... haha.. ha
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Postby Natalie Hunt 1E » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:36 am

Every dipole has its moment.

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"

Got more problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zhiyong Xie 3K » Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:08 pm

What did the proton say to the grumpy electron?
"Why do you have to be so negative all the time?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChiragThadaniDis2M » Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:52 pm

Here's another one-

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jand474 » Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:01 pm

Silver walks up to gold and says "AU! GET OUT OF HERE"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TramHo2G » Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:14 pm

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Neha Nibber 3H » Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:17 pm

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kirsten Bermudo 1O » Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:22 pm

What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get Bohr'ed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby saminah_adam » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:15 pm

What kind of charge does a cation have? A paws-itive one!

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Postby Sandy_Kim_1K » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:18 pm

You know what're cool?

Things with low molecular energy. B-)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kit Potter » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:26 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Zeng_3G » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:29 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2 Na!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Keitty_Calderon_1C » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:57 pm

You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K

Organic chemistry is so hard, people who take the course go through alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Teresa_Duarte_3K » Sun Jan 22, 2017 3:09 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annie_Amundson_1L » Sun Jan 22, 2017 3:12 pm

Q: What did the sheep say after eating some barium?

A: Ba :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Lee 2D » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:03 pm

Q:What kinds of dogs do chemists have?

A:Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby melissasandoval2O » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:27 pm

Why is a hot bracelet more valuable than a cold bracelet? Because it has more joules.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahil Sharma 2J » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:40 pm

How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gabriela_2E » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:48 pm

Joke: “What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marissa Stinnett 1E » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:03 pm

I love all the jokes on Chemistry Community, but I sometimes worry that my jokes aren't going to yield the reaction that I desire;) Get it? HAHA

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Bangi 1A » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:14 pm

What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ and no end

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Postby christy_zambrano_2E » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:20 pm

Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:21 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
:0

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Postby Melody Li 2L » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:22 pm

The Pope calls a conference at the Vatican. 6.022 x 10^23 priests attend. The name of the conference was named "Holy Mole-y."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ibukunolabinjo_3J » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:38 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:39 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Martin_Sarafyan_2K » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:00 pm

What did the assassin give his victim to eat?
A Pb and jelly sandwich

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Postby Sarah Sackey_3G » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:05 pm

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Postby KylaTenido1G » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:08 pm

I think I lost an electron-- I’d better keep an ion that!

Also, check out this periodic table:
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail_Low_1A » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:24 pm

What kind of bear can dissolve in water? A polar bear!

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Postby Andy Chen 3L » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:26 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hernandez_3L » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:33 pm

What kind of dogs do chemist have? Laboratory retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Laila Stedman 3G » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:44 pm

Atom: I’d like to report a missing electron.
Policeman: Are you sure?
Atom: Yes, I’m positive!

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Postby Grace 3G » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:52 pm

Chemistry puts the "cation" in education ;)

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Postby Matthew Yeganeh 3M » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:57 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Serena Patel 2H » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:58 pm

Parents: Why don't you clean your room?

Me: In an isolated system, entropy can only increase.

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Postby David Julfayan 1F » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:59 pm

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Postby Mindy Zhang 3F » Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:00 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarahi Garza 3k » Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:09 pm

Entropy...
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Postby Lexy Swenson 1F » Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:11 pm

What is the chemical form for Coffee?
CoFe2

Um- The atomic symbol for confusion

My wife is like Nitrogen and Silver: NAg NAg NAg

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Postby gingy 1K » Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:26 pm

accurate
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LeontyneHenderson2E » Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:40 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Postby Annie Tagvoryan 3A » Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:47 pm

I tried
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby leilarishwain_3H » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:24 pm

Hey Dr. Lavelle, do you like to drop the base?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby swatiperepa » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:39 pm

The pickup lines are always the best
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:41 pm

Q: How does Nitric Oxide respond when asked out on a date?
A: NO

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Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:43 pm

Q: What's the most irritating thing that someone can send you thru text?
A: Potassium(K)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Nakahira_1G » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:04 pm

What did the ice cube say to the cup of water?

...I was water before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Drishti_Jain_1D » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:10 pm

What did the policeman say to the atom?

I've got my ion you!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rodri_Karla_1J » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:13 pm

When hydrogen was arrested, the police told him he could make one call.

He replied, "Call who?! I don't have a family."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Toshio_Kanazawa_3B » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:15 pm

Motivation: The Chemist Edition

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JosephLew3C » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:29 pm

Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel

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Postby Melanie Martinez 1K » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:31 pm

I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date!
OMg

John Ly 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby John Ly 2I » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:37 pm

Did ya'll hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? :o

He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dana_Tran_1L » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:55 pm

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Gao 3G » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:00 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Simran Brar 1J » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:15 pm

First law of thermodynamics:

You do not talk about thermodynamics

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian_Mena_1J » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:22 pm

Why did the employer force his employees to walk between high voltage plates before entering the workplace.


Because he didn’t want any unionized workers.

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Postby alvarado_natalie_2H » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:30 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Postby Krista Yang 1C » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:42 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:49 pm

Q:What element is a girl's future best friend?
A:Carbon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:50 pm

If you cant He or Cm then you gotta Ba

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Postby Yiling Liu 1N » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:54 pm

Can I survive chemistry this quarter?

Yes I chem.

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Postby Ivanna_Tang_3B » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:13 pm

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Jason Duong 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Duong 1D » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:14 pm

I would never try to poison you...now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby paulapedrani » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:18 pm

Why do white bears dissolve in water?
Because they're polar

Grace Pu 3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Grace Pu 3E » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:19 pm

What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium?

HeHe!

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Postby marinarosebrock » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:22 pm

He will steal all your joules....
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jagmeet_Arora_1G » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:30 pm

So a chemistry teacher is talking about the model of the atom and all the kids are falling asleep. One student then tells the teacher, "Don't be such a Bohr!" and returns to his nap.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Zhong 2H » Mon Jan 23, 2017 12:21 am

I don't think of myself as fat. I prefer to say that I have more potential energy than those around me.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby a_jeny2E » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:04 am

Dont trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby maria_tamondong_1L » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:44 am

I have a lot of chemistry jokes, but I am scared they they would not get a good REACTION. LOL

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karishma_Patel3E » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:44 am

You always gotta keep an ion chemists!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaspreet_Nagra_2I » Mon Jan 23, 2017 12:22 pm

Q: Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?
A: NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaz_Y_1H » Mon Jan 23, 2017 12:30 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 Sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

“Bunsen! My flame! <3 I melt whenever I see you!” Said the ice.
The bunsen burner replied: “It’s just a phase you’re going through.”

P.S. I don't know why I was not allowed to access Chemistry Community this weekend.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shivali_Raja_3K » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:26 pm

I would never try to poison you!

Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.

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Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:26 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie_Ho_1M » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:44 pm

What do you call a clown who's in jail?


A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julianne Seog 3K » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:05 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:08 pm

"Mom, you can't fight the 2nd law of thermodynamics! All things, which includes bedrooms, move from a state of order to disorder."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine_Wong_2K » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:00 pm

If a King farts is it a Noble Gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:07 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexxa_Vasquez_3B » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:26 pm

Here's a good chemistry joke!

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? If not, it's fine, he's 0K now.

Chaoyi_He_3H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:54 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

Janet Pham 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Mon Jan 23, 2017 7:42 pm

Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak? It's in the ground state.

Odel Zadeh_2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Odel Zadeh_2C » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:40 pm

Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Noor_Chahal_3G » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:50 pm

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A CaNiNe


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