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Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:46 pm

Don't ever trust an atom; they make up everything.

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Postby AndyL3I » Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:57 pm

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI

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Postby Adam Perez » Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:10 pm

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion!

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Postby Evan Gentry 2E » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:27 pm

What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A Laboratory Retriever!

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Postby Edgar Ramos » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:09 pm

Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2." The second chemist says, "I'll have an H2O too."... and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby helen_bui_2G » Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:19 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarai_Ferrer_3C » Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:28 am

Person 1: "What kind of personality would you say I have?

Person 2: "I'd say you have a personality so repulsive that you resemble a lone pair!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Odel Zadeh_2C » Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:24 am

What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Park_DoHy_2F » Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:56 am

Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.

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Postby Cindy Ngo 1E » Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:15 am

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na (tuna)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maverick Tan 1F » Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:14 pm

Q. Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?

A. NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:01 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ben maryamian » Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:55 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sarathornburgh1b » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:28 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:38 pm

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
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They have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Linh Ngau 1F » Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:09 pm

First wave of midterms have come upon us so...

Good luck Bruins on your exams :) YOU CAN DO IT!
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Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:20 pm

Q: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
A: Because they are polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eliza_Beglari_2L » Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:20 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eliza_Beglari_2L » Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:22 pm

I have many chemistry jokes... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

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Postby Uisa_Manumaleuna_3E » Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:02 pm

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Postby msrivastava_ » Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:28 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda Salgado 3D » Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:38 pm

I have many good chemistry jokes....




I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

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Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:31 pm

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Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:28 pm

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Postby saminah_adam » Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:55 am

Avogadros Number
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Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:35 am

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

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Postby melissapasao1B » Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:03 am

What kind of dog do chemists have?


Laboratory retrievers!!!!!

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Postby Jennifer Ngo 1M » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:05 pm

What did Cesium and Iodine do Saturday Night?
Watch CsI.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaret Nishikawa » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:22 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution :-)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:52 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Jasleen Kaur 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasleen Kaur 1J » Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:03 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, the bartender replies "for you no charge"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:20 pm

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rebecca_handler_1B » Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:51 pm

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?


2-Na!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melissa Van Pell 2I » Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:04 pm

Know any good jokes about sodium hypobromite ? NaBrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:07 pm

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:14 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby stuart_key_3E » Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:16 pm

Why did the zinc anode go to jail?

Because the judge decided he belongs in a cell

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Postby Ashley Shirriff 2F » Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:05 pm

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Postby Johnson Thai 1L » Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:26 pm

Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium considered medical elements?
Because if you can't HEALium or CUREium, you got to BURYem.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:34 pm

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine volt in his car?




He was booked for a salt and battery.


;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:18 pm

Q: Why can't Werner Heisenberg follow the speed limit?
A: Because he never knows how fast he's going; he only knows where he is.

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Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:41 pm

What is the dullest element?
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Bohrium

Jared Gao 3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Gao 3G » Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:35 pm

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are dating? OMg!

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Postby Tanner Baroni 3I » Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:44 pm

NaCl
NaOH
The base is under a salt!

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Postby Shivali_Raja_3K » Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:50 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Postby Kelly Tran 3N » Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:07 pm

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Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:34 pm

lol
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alvitaxiao » Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:07 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:12 pm

You R-O-R' get organic chemistry, or you don't.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paul Sedaros 1B » Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:18 pm

NaCl/NaOH: The base is under a salt!

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Postby syun3c » Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:43 pm

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go e=mc²
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Postby usernamesarehard » Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:04 am

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After a long night of studying this completely makes my day

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Postby 804780590 » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:54 am

-What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
-Febreeze.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alejandra_Vasquez_1B » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:49 am

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?

How did it go?

It went OK2!


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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Han 3H » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:01 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
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A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rielapopp3O » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:08 am

What kind of bear dissolves in water?


A polar bear!!

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Postby Madeline Fox 2B » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:26 am

Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time you go through it, you don't understand it at all. The second time you go through it, you think you understand it, except for one or two small points. The third time you go through it, you know you don't understand it, but by that time you are so used to it, it doesn't bother you anymore.

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Postby Julia_Wenzel_1E » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:59 am

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Neha Nibber 3H » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:02 pm

I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!

Q: What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A: A salt

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StevenBieneman_3K » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:38 pm

Hey boy, did we just share electrons?

Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jose_Arambulo_2I » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:57 pm

Hey baby, why don't you come to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.

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Postby Vivian Wang 3J » Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:05 pm

Periodic Table of Candy Elements
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Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:21 pm

HAHA
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Postby 504829531 » Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:36 pm

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first? It's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:04 pm

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004583503_Lupe2E » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:21 pm

Me when I read all these jokes.
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Postby Nikki Nguyen 2N » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:34 pm

hehe
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Postby William_Lee_Dis_3H » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:40 pm

Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephZou_2G » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:43 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Postby NicoleDurghalli_1F » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:56 pm

Week 4 Chemist Cat!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Morgan_McMasters_3A » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:59 pm

If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer joined up, they would be alloys!
Buhdum chshhhh...

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Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:11 pm

Chemistry Jokes? Im in my ELEMENT XD

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swati_Sharma_2D » Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:10 pm

Do you have any sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KoSiOg » Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:24 pm

A neutron walks into a bar.
Before leaving, he asks the bartender, "How much?"
The bartender responds, "No charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby shreya_mantri_3I » Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:50 pm

So we just post jokes here PERIODICALLY? XD

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Postby Timothy Yu 2M » Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:33 pm

Two chemist walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
One of the chemists says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O"
The Second chemist says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O2!"
The bartender gave them both Whiskey because he knows better than to mess with Walter White and Jesse

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Postby Karishma_Patel3E » Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:44 pm

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

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Postby Jessica De Anda 2C » Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:50 pm

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe

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Postby Diana_Anum1G » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:44 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Salma Sudarmadji 2I » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:45 pm

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChiragThadaniDis2M » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:19 pm

Are you a Carbon sample?

Cuz I want to date you!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby anatorres1B » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:20 pm

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Shirley_Zhang 3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shirley_Zhang 3O » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:31 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kirsten Bermudo 1O » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:32 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. ;)


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