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Anjum Farook 2O
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Postby Anjum Farook 2O » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:30 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

First you try and helium, then try and curium, but it that doesn’t work, you barium

Laila Stedman 3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Laila Stedman 3G » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:31 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Huongly Do 3D » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:38 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marie_Rhoads_2C » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:39 pm

My friend was reading a book about anti-gravity...He said it's impossible to put down!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JessenyaReyes_1B » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:40 pm

joke below :)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Priscilla_Molina_3J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:40 pm

I wish to apologize for not having more chemistry jokes, but I only add them periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian_Mena_1J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:42 pm

Enjoy
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:43 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Priscilla_Molina_3J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:43 pm

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ian Brown 1K » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:44 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar!

Jason_Hong_2J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason_Hong_2J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:45 pm

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all of his friends Argon.

Michael Sparks 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael Sparks 2F » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:46 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexxa_Vasquez_3B » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:50 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Novelpreet_Boparai1N » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:54 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Isaiah Sandoval 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isaiah Sandoval 1D » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:09 pm

Anode has no friends. You might be asking why? If you ask them, they'll saying he's too salty for their taste.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katherine_Ly_1H » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:12 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Jerry_Dar_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jerry_Dar_3C » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:20 pm

Have you ever heard that one about the chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby z_hernandez_loza_3J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:23 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ethan_Wilson_1E » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:30 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”

The other says, “Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m positive!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Celine_Ngo_3L » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:31 pm

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(or sunday)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Faizal_Mamani_1F » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:33 pm

What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?


...its CoRn Y

Billy Ngoy 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:34 pm

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?

A: They have all the solutions.

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Postby Britney Pheng 1L » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:34 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sunny Chera 1N » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:37 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution!

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Postby Melissa Ledesma 2B » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:39 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ann Zhang_1M » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:42 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Makenna Vulgas 1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Makenna Vulgas 1G » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:47 pm

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na......

Kareem
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kareem » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:52 pm

“What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thomas_Elizabeth_3A » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:57 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:59 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Linh Ngau 1F » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:16 am

This is me.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samya Konda 2I » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:26 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Andrew Nguyen 3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:57 am

Q. What is a cation afraid of?


A. A dogion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby paulapedrani » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:07 am

“What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

“A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sascha_Clark_4I » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:11 am

Q:Hey what's nu?
A: C/λ

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Libbyfidel_1E » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:12 am

I once told a chem joke, there was no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jagmeet_Arora_1G » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:16 am

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

A: he's 0k now ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela_Pu_3C » Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:07 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaz_Y_1H » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:07 am

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? Hehe

A chemist was reading a book on helium. He couldn’t put it down.

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:10 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paul Sedaros 1B » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:55 am

Q: What do you get when you mix barium, cobalt, and nitrogen?
A: BaCoN

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine_Wong_2K » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:07 am

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.

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Postby Jessica Huang 1M » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:13 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby maria_tamondong_1L » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:18 am

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:22 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:23 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:24 am

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:25 am

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:25 am

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:18 am

Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie_Ho_1M » Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:24 am

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristen_Power_1C » Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:43 am

I have many chemistry jokes.
I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Neha Nibber 3H » Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:45 am

Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date?
It went OK!

Not even a week later, Oxygen and Magnesium went out!
OMg

Oxygen then tried to ask Nitrogen out...
She said NO!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:52 am

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Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:42 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:42 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

JoAnna Yortiss 2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoAnna Yortiss 2G » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:57 pm

How often do I like jokes about chemistry?

Periodically.

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Postby Sharlene Reyes 2N » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:11 pm

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Postby Jonathan_Hu_2C » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:21 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessie_Chen_2L » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:37 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Teresa_Duarte_3K » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:45 pm

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:53 pm

Every dipole has its moment.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:55 pm

Don't trust an atom.

They make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:00 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

Zaamin Khwaja 3D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zaamin Khwaja 3D » Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:08 pm

Did you know that you can freeze yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K

saminah_adam
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby saminah_adam » Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:42 pm

Graduated Cylinder Joke
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:03 pm

A chemistry lab is like a big party. Some drop acid, others drop the base.

Jane Sin 3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:06 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

My favorite-
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.

Cindy Ngo 1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Ngo 1E » Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:25 pm

Teacher: Chemistry test tomorrow!
Me: How about Nitric Oxide (NO)..

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AlexandraOsterland_3E » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:05 pm

Since Valentine's Day is coming up:)
I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby msrivastava_ » Mon Feb 06, 2017 6:50 pm

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:02 pm

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.

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Postby Jessica De Anda 2C » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:07 pm

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:49 pm

What is the formula for water?
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
H to O.

Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:51 pm

What do you call an acid with a bad attitude? A mean oh acid

Nick_Ida 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nick_Ida 1D » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:58 pm

What do you get when you cross two hydrogen buffalo and a oxygen buffalo?
-A water buffalo

Odel Zadeh_2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Odel Zadeh_2C » Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:38 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:42 pm

3.14% of sailors are Pi rates

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:56 pm

The guy next to me asked me if I had any Hypo Bromide; he said NaBrO.

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Postby yubin moon 3c » Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:57 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Gentry 2E » Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:17 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was a Polar bear!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204639491 » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:36 pm

If a king farts...

Is it a Noble Gas?

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Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Tue Feb 07, 2017 12:50 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:24 am

What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaz_Y_1H » Tue Feb 07, 2017 10:25 am

I found the large hot dog from the electrochem demo!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaspreet_Nagra_2I » Tue Feb 07, 2017 12:24 pm

Q:
What kind of fish is made up of only 2 sodium atoms?
A:
2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Liddicoat » Tue Feb 07, 2017 12:31 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kiana_Shibata_2G » Tue Feb 07, 2017 4:43 pm

What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? To never lick the spoon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby heather_carlton_1K » Tue Feb 07, 2017 4:43 pm

What did the copper anode say to the aluminum cathode, prior to electroplating?
Al Cu later

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josh_Zhong_1F » Tue Feb 07, 2017 6:04 pm

GOT MOLE PROBLEMS?
CALL AVOGADRO AT 602-1023

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLL,

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Omeed_Partovi_1L » Tue Feb 07, 2017 7:31 pm

Why did the liquid smell so good?

-Because it didn't pass gas.

Iris Feng 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Iris Feng 2I » Tue Feb 07, 2017 7:45 pm

How do you make 24-molar solution?

Put artificial teeth in water.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shushanna S 3F » Tue Feb 07, 2017 7:53 pm

I'm so salty, you could you could make a battery out of me.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cecile Riviere-Cazaux 2A » Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:14 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:35 pm

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreze!


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