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Postby Gigi Ye 2K » Tue Feb 07, 2017 10:28 pm

OMG Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are a Couple?

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Postby Carolyn Huh 1K » Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:35 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:54 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause Lavelle doesn't replace a quiz anymore so it needed to contemplate life.

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Postby MelanieAu1G » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:56 am

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

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Postby MelanieAu1G » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:57 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason_Hong_2J » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:46 am

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Beristain 2J » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:42 am

A boy asked his mom to make him a Pb and J sandwich. However, after eating the sandwich, he complained that he felt quite heavy.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:11 pm

Did you hear about the time Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:20 pm

Awh gosh darnit! I lost an electron...you real have to keep an ion them!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:25 pm

Why doesn't Neon have any friends?
It has difficulty forming bonds.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:42 pm

I like chemistry jokes periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Chang_1G » Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:36 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one MOLAR solution.

Why did the liquid smell good? Because it didn't pass gas.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arielle 1I » Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:35 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Postby 004599434 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:50 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AndyL3I » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:12 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn_Nakamura_1B » Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:56 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:18 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:23 pm

What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:36 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Libbyfidel_1E » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:46 pm

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:57 pm

Q: What is laughing gas made of?

A: He He He

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sarathornburgh1b » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:06 pm

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephZou_2G » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:28 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jenny_Luu_2A » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:43 pm

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:16 pm

A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the periodic table of elements. She said, "When I was your age, I knew both the names and atomic weights." One kid piped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:43 pm

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Postby 504829531 » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:15 am

What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vista_Farkhondeh_3O » Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:16 am

If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AllanNicholson2F » Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:56 am

Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?

A: its CoRn Y

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804780590 » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:53 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Zeng_3G » Thu Feb 09, 2017 2:44 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Park_DoHy_2F » Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:12 pm

I lost an electron, in fact i am positive

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Lee 2D » Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:35 pm

Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maya Kandah 3M » Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:59 pm

A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the period table of elements. She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights." One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Valeria Quintana 1G » Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:52 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby stuart_key_3E » Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:50 pm

If a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby veeksha25 » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:00 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar lol

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Postby David Julfayan 1F » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:48 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lillian_Lai_1K » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:14 pm

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:04 pm

~Do you know any jokes about sodium?
~Na.....

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby helen_bui_2G » Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:51 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared

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Postby Michelle Lin 3M » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:28 am

I wish I was benzene because that's the only way I could be stable.

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Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:12 pm

I think I left the bromine and boron in the cabinet.
BrB.

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Postby Jennifer Ngo 1M » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:31 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude...
A mean o' acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby emma_arago_3D » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:42 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon...

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Postby Chris_Rudewicz_3H » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:44 pm

What is H204?

Drinking, cleaning your dishes, taking a shower, etc.

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Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:12 pm

Why did the noble gas cry?
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Because all his friends argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Suk Jin Song 3L » Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:00 pm

I'm a fan of Futurama, especially of their science jokes!

This one isn't as complex as their other jokes as its a simple wordplay but I still thought it was funny.

Pauli Exclusion Principle + St. Pauli Girl Beer = St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl Beer

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SydneyKusumoputro_3K » Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:03 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:06 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:13 pm

Chem Test
cheh test
CHeh yest
Helh yes
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No

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Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:25 pm

If youre not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:24 pm

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Korosh Bahrami » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:49 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:02 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in the water?
Its a polar bear! Polar bears are white bears. Polar compounds dissolve in water because water is a polar molecule (like dissolves like), while nonpolar compounds do not.

Alex Phu 2c
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:02 pm

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:14 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemists?

A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bennett_3C » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:09 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

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I love this Chemistry Cat so much
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Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:18 pm

Q: Why is Potassium a racist element?
A: Because when you put three of them together, you get KKK.

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Postby Eliza_Beglari_2L » Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:50 pm

An atom says, "I think I lost an electron." His friend asks, "Are you sure?" and the atom replies, "I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby William_Lee_Dis_3H » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:20 pm

NaCl NaOH
RED ALERT! THE BASE IS UNDER A SALT!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Avery_E » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:26 pm

Q: What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A: A 'gram' cracker

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kareem » Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:06 am

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because it was a polar bear!

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Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:25 am

Q. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

A. They bonded well from the minute they met.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paul Sedaros 1B » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:41 am

Q: What is HIJKLMNO?

A: H20

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Postby Tanner Baroni 3I » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:30 pm

A Chemistry Lab is like a big party. Some people drop acid while others drop the base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:45 pm

lol
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