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Postby Julianne Seog 3K » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:34 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because it was a polar bear!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ian Brown 1K » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:53 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Postby Brian_Mena_1J » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:58 pm

For those that will be taking the chemistry lab next quarter
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Postby Susanne_Taavitsa_2J » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:59 pm

Since Valentine's Day is coming up...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anya_Alag_3J » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:01 pm

One time, I worked in an electrochemistry lab. My advisor told me that I had great potential.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:02 pm

What kind of fish is only made of two sodium atoms?
2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Austin Gee 2N » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:03 pm

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny2G » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:07 pm

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Nakahira_1G » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:11 pm

ORGANIC CHEMISTRY IS DIFFICULT; THOSE WHO STUDY IT HAVE AlKYNES OF TROUBLE (so I've heard at least)

...ACID WHAT YOU DID THERE

HAHA
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Harmeet_Kaur_2D » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:19 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up... they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josh_Zhong_1F » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:21 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madeline Fox 2B » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:22 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Grace Pu 3E » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:30 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaz_Y_1H » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:35 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ryan_chowdhury_2E » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:37 pm

Horrible Pick Up Line:
"Hey girl, has anyone ever said you are Copper-Tellurium?"
(CuTe)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yesenia Munoz 1G » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:39 pm

I was going to make a joke about sodium and hydrogen but NaH

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zhiyong Xie 3K » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:40 pm

What don't you understand about copper? It makes perfect CENTS!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aaron_Trell_2J » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:46 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Yeh 3D » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:50 pm

I was gonna tell you a chemistry joke...but all my good ones are Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rory_Grant_3E » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:52 pm

How I feel when doing the homework.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Terry1A » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:15 pm

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Zhong 2H » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:18 pm

I feel like the older models of phones lack the potential to do well on today's market. After all, their battery life is barely a fraction of their newer counterparts'.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hernandez_3L » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:28 pm

Lab Closed, Gone Fission

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TiengTum2D » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:31 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frank_Smith_3L » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:33 pm

What is Santa's favorite element? Holmium holmium holmium!!!!!

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Postby Camille_2G » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:41 pm

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Postby harseerat_jajj_3G » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:46 pm

another great joke!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:49 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maverick Tan 1F » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:49 pm

You Must Be Made Of Uranium And Iodine


Because all I can see is U and I

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Honrada_1L » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:50 pm

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Postby Vivian Tan 3F » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:51 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ahlam_ahmed_1d » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:52 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby saminah_adam » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:58 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Asha_Isse_1N » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:59 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:07 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ethan_Wilson_1E » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:27 am

I forgot to make my chemistry community post before midnight, but maybe if my joke is pure gold, the TAs will be Ausome and give me credit anyways

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204639491 » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:50 am

The one thing Skrillex learned in chemistry was how to drop the base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby julia lai 3A » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:12 am

Q: Superman is a man. Batman is a man. Spiderman is a man. So why is Ironman a woman?
A: Because she is a Female.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:30 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:31 am

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:31 am

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:42 am

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby helen_bui_2G » Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:17 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:40 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:40 am

What do hungry chemists eat?

Gram (Graham) crackers!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gonzalez_Liliana_1K » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:42 am

A bear from Montana and a bear from Alaska fall into the water at the same time. Which dissolves faster?

The one from Alaska- he's a polar bear.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gonzalez_Liliana_1K » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:50 am

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner, "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Makenna Vulgas 1G » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:04 am

Light travels faster than sound.... That's why some people appear bright until they speak

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:01 am

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kgiesch1N » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:10 am

What is a cation afraid of? A dog-ion!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kgiesch1N » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:12 am

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine_Wong_2K » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:24 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Le 1L » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:19 pm

I need 2... moles.. one for plug and one for the load

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:32 pm

(b/c Argon is a noble gas looooool)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby paulapedrani » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:42 pm

With Valentine's Day coming up...

Are you made of uranium and iodine? Because all I can see is U and I!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Neha Nibber 3H » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:51 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:55 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated, but I have many degrees."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:02 pm

Q:What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katrina_Galian 1J » Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:08 pm

You are a photon quanta to my valence electron. You excite me to a higher energy level.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lindsey Lill » Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:47 pm

I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby maria_tamondong_1L » Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:29 pm

You must be made with a beryllium and barium compounds because you are such a BaBe!

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Postby Zaamin Khwaja 3D » Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:32 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Ngo 1E » Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:39 pm

Did you know that oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:48 pm

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Lee 2D » Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:53 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…


He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kiana_Shibata_2G » Mon Feb 13, 2017 4:49 pm

Q: What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A: A 'gram' cracker.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby regina_ho_3A » Mon Feb 13, 2017 4:50 pm

A galvanic cell says to another galvanic call: "We're meant to be because our relationship is electric."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephZou_2G » Mon Feb 13, 2017 6:11 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 Sodium atoms?
2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melissa Van Pell 2I » Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:47 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristinaN1L » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:27 pm

Once I told a chemistry joke,
there was no reaction...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:47 pm

Oxygen and Potassium?

They're OK. Nothing special.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alice Jung 1C » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:00 pm

What is a chemist's favorite noodle soup?

PhosphorousHydrogenOxygen

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Bangi 1A » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:17 pm

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:35 pm

One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby yubin moon 3c » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:54 pm

forget hydrogen, you're my number one element!

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Postby Calvin Huang 3D » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:52 pm

Why are chemists so great at solving problems?

Because they have all the solutions!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan_Hu_2C » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:48 pm

Chem Joke
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bennett_3C » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:49 pm

What did one titration tell another? Let's meet at the endpoint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Libbyfidel_1E » Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:36 am

A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements. She said, "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights." One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teach, there were so few of them back then.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Lin 3M » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:09 am

Someone asked if I knew any Sodium Hypobromite jokes. I just told them Na BrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahil Sharma 2J » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:53 am

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium ions?

2 NA

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selina_Han_3I » Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:10 am

Chemistry. More like cheMYSTERY because sometimes I have no idea what's going on.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Gentry 2E » Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:56 am

Two men walk into a restaurant and order drinks. The first man says "I'll have an H2O please." The second man says "I'll have an H2O too."
The second man died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Nakahira_1G » Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:18 am

I thought this was fitting
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aileen Nguyen 3N » Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:35 pm

Happy Valentine's Day!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan_Summers_2B » Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:53 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead scientist?
A: Barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Islam_3A » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:39 pm

Chemistry student: Great news, teacher says we have an chemistry midterm today come rain or shine.
Classmate: So what's so great about that?
Chemistry student: It's snowing outside!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raymond_Guan_1H » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:13 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in the water?

Because he was a polar bear.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Liddicoat » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:15 pm

In honor of Valentines day:

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby divya_devineni_2E » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:43 pm

"Oh my gosh! I've lost my neutron"
"It's okay, you can get a new one free of charge"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Valeria Quintana 1G » Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:08 pm

In honor of Valentine's Day
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby marinarosebrock » Tue Feb 14, 2017 6:15 pm

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Chang_1G » Tue Feb 14, 2017 6:44 pm

What substance has the formula HIJKLMNO? Water.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vista_Farkhondeh_3O » Tue Feb 14, 2017 6:56 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raymond_Guan_1H » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:49 pm

Why do chemist like nitrates so much? Because it's cheaper than day rates.


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